Grab wetin u fit grab make u comot.

comot for wia? Me wey be landlady

Landlady wey no get property.

property boku for my villa wey I de control

control d area boys for paris 1st, u hear?

Here no be ur villa oh, so make u fly.

fly don enter ur mouth as u open am

open am make we see d fly

fly wey dey abule egba hansome pass u

u get my mouth no be small

Have you seen the wetin

tubabie:

u get my mouth no be small

small pikin like me, na tiny mouth i get [size=5pt] Ow is ur fine self swt [/size]


@op

wetin u wan make we see

The thing na abi u know get glasses - make i lend u mine

mine eye dey work well pass yours

na lie - specsaver say my eye better cia xrays - my eye don see thing wey your mind can only imagine

imagine as i dey walk pass specsavers, dem talk say dem wan give me 20:20 vision, com see ow i laugh the assistant, come tell am say - i get mamabunmi ni vision, i com ask am, ow come im no wear boxers to work

them for call u inside - which part england u dey sef - hope say no be ghetto side

side wey get salad and tomato, u sabi dat kain food

that one sound like salad bar

bar wey get EAMAUW na im dem go find u shey?

which one be that abeg

abeg! y u no like to follow rules

you sef follow rules


@post


What is up with the come up

What dont u understand now.

naw, u still no dey follow d rules

The rule says " start the sentence with the last word pidgin" and I agree i have violated the rule , just like you r also doing

doing wetin, me i dey on course o so u no get work 2moro?

I get work plenty of it - u sef ko

ko? how i fit start a sentence wit dat? me i no get work 2moro, u fit find me work?

Work , wetin be your background