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Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:30pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
some guys can be really funny or rather annoying during sex...here are some things they do |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:33pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
BLOWING AIR INTO HER EAR yes we agree blowing air into a girls ear is errotic,but please don do it like someone trying to extiguish a fire,please your aren't in a birthday party of a 50 year old trying to off the candles 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:36pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
PRESSING HER NIPLES touching a girls nipples is nice but please dont do it like you are tuning a radio trying to look for radio biafra,press and touch it gently like babies are handled 4 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:39pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
PRESSING HER BREASTS LIKE A SPONGE some guys are in the habit of pressing a girls boobs so strongly,no it is meant to be carrassed gently 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:44pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
SPANKING HER BOTTOM some guys can spank for africaa!! ,they would spank as if their village people sent them,one lady couldn't sit well for two days,all because of spanking 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:47pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT'S A MISTAKE
my guy if you one bleep am for backyard,just try yarn am 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Airborne02(m): 5:50pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
on a Sunday 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:52pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
NOT SHAVING YOUR BEAR BEAR most guys think that when a girl comes in contact with beards and move there heads west and east that she loves it,my guy she they avoid your bear bear 2 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Fadiga24(m): 5:55pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Nigga why you listing your misdemeanors? 21 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
THANKING HER AFFTER SEX LIKE THEY WIN VISA LOTTERY some guys go just they thank the babe after the do,like people dem give free pepper soup....lol na lie i lie, abegii add yours make we tackle the matter 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Fadiga24:but na tru talk |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 6:00pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
I am disappointed in you 4 Likes
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Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 6:07pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
ok na |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by dacblogger: 6:16pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Nice points...don't mind them haters. 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by oyatz(m): 6:18pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Very correct but trying anal sex while pretending is bad ooo, you can can cause her peri-anal laceration and if done repeatedly and roughly can damage her anal sphinter...feaces can be leaking uncontrollably. If you must do anal sex ( I don't encourage it), you must both agree and plan it together to avoid unintended side effects. Cheers 3 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Rtopzy(f): 6:20pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
lolz...nice piece op |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 7:16pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Rtopzy:na so |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by massive1019(m): 8:06pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
Weytn dey for anal sex? |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 8:14pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
massive1019:a no know oo, to me self it feels gayish |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 10:16pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
The best way to prevent all these is to use vaseline in the bathroom |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by RexEmmyGee: 10:20pm On Jul 02, 2017 |
legitimatefrank1:Oga you lie. This bae love am 1 Like
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Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by uboma(m): 3:17am On Jul 03, 2017 |
legitimatefrank1: this got me laughing out loud. I love the spanking part though! |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by ebonflexy(m): 3:20am On Jul 03, 2017 |
Do you have sex with men? Are you a gay? 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Alexbrain(m): 5:23am On Jul 03, 2017 |
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Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 5:49am On Jul 03, 2017 |
ebonflexy:chai!! why are you insinuating that |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by chiraqDemon(m): 6:09am On Jul 03, 2017 |
Some ppl nor Sabi kiss. De do like dem wan chop d bae mouth. Some guys de attempt to give girl head just de spray saliva everywhere without giving a bit of pleasure but instead end up making the girl grossed out. D ones trying to kiss and nibble on her body and end up leaving saliva everywhere too. In short if u too de drip saliva during sex just stand over there. U ppl are a shame to head givers Also d ones that r always trying to put hands everywhere, ask her if u should finger her anus first. It's erotic but ask first, not all girls like it, besides what if e nor dey clean and u de put finger come comot shit, the worst are the ones that think it's porn n will want to carry that same hand and then give d girl to lick, if I was a girl n u did that I for slap ur brain reset. The guys that want to try impossible position cos they have been watching too much porn. Just cos u watched porn last night n u have opportunity to fvck today n u suddenly expect the girl to be able to hang in the air and fvck. That one is mostly done by virgin guys that think that porn is real. Then the drug lords that have loaded trams and Hausa drink and they think it's ok to pound for 5 straight hours, heart attack fall on u ppl The ones that just moan too much. Ohhhh haaaaa, baby ur puszsy is hoooooooo. The most annoying is that they have bass voice and me the neighbour that is hearing this will be feeling uncomfortable cos it will now seem like I'm gay listening to the moans of a man. Please reduce your voice 8 Likes |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Tenim47(m): 6:53am On Jul 03, 2017 |
this guy above me is 4rm calabar |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Kakamorufu(m): 7:06am On Jul 03, 2017 |
na you know ooo. anal sex, me can't do that shit. |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 7:10am On Jul 03, 2017 |
legitimatefrank1:chai! u can lie for the universe |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Nobody: 7:27am On Jul 03, 2017 |
Kakamorufu:asin eeh,even the excretiles your dick go encounter is equally traumatizing 1 Like |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by tunaguy(m): 8:27am On Jul 03, 2017 |
legitimatefrank1:this is actually wrong almost all guys gets irritated after their ice cream iyaf fall down and feel one kinda regret and want to girl to vamos asap no time |
Re: Funny Things Guys Do During Sex by Olibboy: 8:28am On Jul 03, 2017 |
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