If you’re active on Social Media (especially Twitter), the word feminist wouldn’t be ‘ordinary’ to you. While feminism is the advocacy of women’s rights on the ground of the equality of sexes, the movement remains controversial and the resistance has birthed people popularly called angry/militant feminists.

Editor’s Note: This is complete satire and in no way attempts to trivialize the many struggles of feminists and Gender Equality advocates.

1. Fighter Jet Feminist

Swift to respond. Favorite weapon is the clap back. Deployed in packs. Shock and Awe tactics.

Okay feed my curiosity

2. Air Craft Carrier Feminist

Verified with many Fighter Jet Feminist followers who join attacks. Usually takes on big (verified) targets.

3.Guerilla Feminist



Does not respect rules of engagement. Will deploy swear words and ad hominems without qualms. Battleworn trouble seeker.

4. Paratrooper Feminist



Parachutes into unsuspecting enemy threads (e.g. footie banter) to take out any trace of misogyny.

5.Undercover Feminist



Doesn’t tweet like one. Has screen shots of your misogynist tweets and DMs saved for the day they drag you.

6. Drone Feminist



Constantly scanning the TL for misogyny in order to call the attention of fighter jets by retweeting. May attack sometimes

7. Special Forces Feminist



Elite. Very knowledgeable. Usually on Quora but may deploy against the toughest opponents. Usually undercover.

8.Superpower Feminist



Celebrity. Will probably drag you on TV and in the newspapers. Capable of deploying several Aircraft Carrier feminists.

9. Talibán Feminist



Used to police the TL giving rules. Till her 9/11 moment when she attacked a Superpower Feminist. Now a bitter guerilla.

Cool

V. Funny

Looooool

Op you are not serious

nice one op

Most people who fit into number 7 are the real feminists

Lmao

10.Kamikaze Feminist



Unreasonable and usually self contradictory fighter jet feminist. Will tweet self compromising info to win argument.

11. Schutzstaffel (SS) Feminist



Believes men are 100% scum without exception. Looking for Zyklon B for the final solution.

Most NL girls na Drone feminists

Mam I dislike the SS feminist! They obviously know nothing about feminism and tend to disgrace the rest of us

Buahahaha, so on point

FreshShavedBalls:
7. Special Forces Feminist



Elite. Very knowledgeable. Usually on Quora but may deploy against the toughest opponents. Usually undercover.

Is that a photoshiped rihanna pix

FreshShavedBalls:
10.Kamikaze Feminist



Unreasonable and usually self contradictory fighter jet feminist. Will tweet self compromising info to win argument.

Men, ur killing me with these rihanna pix

I was about to grab vaseline, but, I control myself

Riiiriii, if only I can smell ur asss

12. Mercenary Feminist



Male. Basically a pick me Merchant. Needs the retweets for his thriving DM business.

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EnigmaticEnigma:


Is that a photoshiped rihanna pix

nah... she actually acted the movie... can't remember the name tho

TroubleDude:
nah... she actually acted the movie... can't remember the name tho

EnigmaticEnigma:


Is that a photoshiped rihanna pix

Battleship

lovelygurl:
Most people who fit into number 7 are the real feminists

Pray, how do you define a "real" feminist such that the others don't qualify?

unqombothi:

Pray, how do you define a "real" feminist such that the others don't qualify?

No I just admire them because most of them are extremely calm and patient and really break things down while I for example do not have the patience to and get irritated easily

Besides number 11 aren't even feminists to begin with

lovelygurl:


No I just admire them because most of them are extremely calm and patient and really break things down while I for example do not have the patience to and get irritated easily

Besides number 11 aren't even feminists to begin with

Ok. But I think number 11 are feminists to begin with. There is no certification in feminism - not even Adichie has invented that one yet. Number 11 are believers and that is all it takes. You can only say they are poor saleswomen of the course since they tend to go about selling the idea wrongly.

unqombothi:


Ok. But I think number 11 are feminists to begin with. There is no certification in feminism - not even Adichie has invented that one yet. Number 11 are believers and that is all it takes. You can only say they are poor saleswomen of the course since they tend to go about selling the idea wrongly.

Chimamanda doesn't have to invent 1 because the term has been there even before she existed. People have been feminists even before there was a word for it. The fact thats she's a writer doesn't make her more/less a feminist than the others.

Besides it's not about selling sth, it's about believing. Chimamanda said "we should all be feminists" and I say do whatever rocks your boat, don't just ridicule my beliefs.

Hiding behind the word feminism and actually hating on men, not fighting for their rights or acknowledging the inequality they face is also wrong because feminism means equality.

Those who fit into group number 11 are mostly misandrist who are not fighting for "equal rights"

FreshShavedBalls:

Battleship

yeah... that's it