FuckExpress:



You won't fúçking stoop to my fúçking level? So what the fúçk have u been doing since.....Höely girl??



Well you made a blöödyfúçking good decision to ßolt....and trust me mö'fucker→thats fûçking good for you

Lol your silly insults have no effect. You're wasting your time mate. Keep the insults coming. Giving me something funny to read while I'm waiting for my bus .

trustyshoess:

[s]Lol your silly insults have no effect. You're wasting your time mate. Keep the insults coming. Giving me something funny to read while I'm waiting for my bus[/s]

So fúçking jejune and expressionless

FuckExpress:


So fúçking jejune and expressionless

Nice one but meh, Not funny enough. Little giggle, didn't laugh. Try again

trustyshoess:

Lol! That's is sooo not the reason and not every girl has uneven breasts. It's a normal thing tho

Hey miss, I saw your post, would you mind if I send you a PM so you can shed more light? My life depends on it...

trustyshoess:

Nice one but meh, Not funny enough. Little giggle, didn't laugh. Try again

I fúçking heard Christ Embassy Members are ßrilliant, Refulgent and intellectual........So fúçking obvious you're an exception

FuckExpress:



I fúçking heard Christ Embassy Members are ßrilliant, Refulgent and intellectual........So fúçking obvious you're an exception

okay that was really funny. Have you tried comedy? You could have a shot

veekid:
The left is always bigger and thicker cos the heart beats and pumps blood from that part of the body

Wrong not in all cases.
My right one is the biggest. And as busty as I am I sometimes feel like pumping the left one to equate with the right.

Datazone:

Hey miss, I saw your post, would you mind if I send you a PM so you can shed more light? My life depends on it...

Your life depends on knowing about the size of boobs? Oga ayam not understanding

free2ryhme:
Male moniker giving advise on breast?


Transgender loading

That's cos they have seen enough even more than their female counterparts.

@Inanna. why do you have to quote me and insult me? we basically learn at all times. I contributed to what I knew about and don't I deserve insult. Nairaland is a faceless forum so you can insult as you like

check my comment if have ever erred!

please enough of this

NwaAmaikpe:


It is not normal oo

Kindly apply Hooke's Law of Elasticity to correct this anomaly.

Hooke's law states that provided the elastic limit is not exceeded, the extension of the breást is directly proportional to the force or applied load. Where F=ke

So

Get somebody to continuously suck the short one so it will sag and get longer.

Or keep stretching it, drag it for atleast 15minutes before you go to bed every night.

Hahahaha, I would like smoke what you ve been smoking, Silly.

If you still notice a difference after your breasts have fully developed, you can use a bit of padding in one bra cup to balance things out.
naija girls be like...

NwaAmaikpe:


It is not normal oo

Kindly apply Hooke's Law of Elasticity to correct this anomaly.

Hooke's law states that provided the elastic limit is not exceeded, the extension of the breást is directly proportional to the force or applied load. Where F=ke

So

Get somebody to continuously suck the short one so it will sag and get longer.

Or keep stretching it, drag it for atleast 15minutes before you go to bed every night.

Lolss..NwaAmaikpe..NwaAmaikpe..NwaAmaikpe.how many times did i call you?

Yewandequeen:

Wrong not in all cases.
My right one is the biggest. And as busty as I am I sometimes feel like pumping the left one to equate with the right.

oh oh; I see! Where in Ibadan do you stay?

beinstein:
As an ardent explorer and devourer of breasts, i'm yet to come across any breasts that are the same. One tend to be bigger than the other, especially the left side.

you will notice it more when you start breastfeeding, the left grows more bigger and produces more milk.

Abfinest007:
d right side of d breast is always bigger than d left side

no, the left is always bigger.

joenor:
is it for female only? or Men are inclusive... civil right Activists

do you want me to go to kirikiri for 14yrs.....?

trustyshoess:

Lol! That's is sooo not the reason and not every girl has uneven breasts. It's a normal thing tho

Most do. In fact, I haven't seen one that's even. But in most cases, the difference is infinitesimal.
May it interest you to know, the same thing applies to men's testicles.

thickminaj:
finally an explanation... I never experienced it though but a lot of my friends did... Nice one op.. Very insightful

. even if u experience em, u no go tell. Confess b4 EFCC caught u

If u nor wan go, u can waka enter for 14yrs

MrDojo:



do you want me to go to kirikiri for 14yrs.....?

lovelygurl:
It's normal johr

you know, I failed biology multiple times. Please explain.

Omoluabi16:
you know, I failed biology multiple times. Please explain.

Google is your friend I tend to get frustrated teaching people

lovelygurl:


Google is your friend I tend to get frustrated teaching people

I tend to understand better if I'm familiar with my teacher.

Omoluabi16:
I tend to understand better if I'm familiar with my teacher.

Ehn ehn? Even if you might end up in coma?

lovelygurl:


Ehn ehn? Even if you might end up in coma?

coma ke? lmao...so long say na bobbie matter, then I'm alert.

thickminaj:
Lol its called booking space now ...

So you among them abi... ayam you

Evablizin:
yes sir

respond to ur email biko

organism3:
respond to ur email biko

ok 2moro