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Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by HajimeSaito(m): 7:34pm On Jul 15, 2017
Seun:
Are you suggesting that the vast majority of Nigerian students are cheats?

Perhaps not the "vast majority," but enough of them exhibit the sort of dishonesty that makes these sort of measures necessary.
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by kelvinatkins(m): 7:46pm On Jul 15, 2017
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Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by DaBillionnaire: 8:31pm On Jul 15, 2017
optimusmind:
B


B for bomb
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by mhizAnnie(f): 9:52pm On Jul 15, 2017
Seun:
Are you suggesting that the vast majority of Nigerian students are cheats?


I wanted to say something silly but then I say your name so I'll just say hi grin
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by RealEstateTek: 10:44pm On Jul 15, 2017
Dharniel:
During Maths Exams in the University:

1. When a bright student tells the invigilator that
question 4 has a problem, but you have already
answered it...
2. When a fellow student asks for a graph paper,
but you are finished and did not see anywhere
where it was required...
3. When the invigilator says jump question 6 we
will rectify it later, but it was the question you
enjoyed most when answering..
4. When you see people busy using rulers and
you are wondering what is going on...
5. When you hear your friends arguing after the
exam whether the answer to question 5 was
35.5% or 36% and your answer was -45000...

my lawdddd, lemme just faint abeg.

memorable days...
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jul 15, 2017
flawlessT:
Thanks dear
u wlc

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Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by simchi2(m): 11:29pm On Jul 15, 2017
well organized, nice one...I can't stop laughing hahaha...
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by YOLO1(m): 9:56am On Jul 16, 2017
Syphax:
2)When the only question you can answer correctly is for students in Ghana, Sierra Leone and Jamaica
Chai. This one don happen to me wella
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Obaf1(m): 12:51pm On Jul 16, 2017
I don laff my tonge commot, op u too much, abeg in any funny post like dis, mention me imidiatly, lala go be like "nah u i go ban next"
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Nobody: 12:58pm On Jul 16, 2017
skysailor:
u wlc
i'll like to know ur name
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Nobody: 1:42pm On Jul 16, 2017
Divay22:
When you are playing smart, and your village people finally got you cheesy cheesy...

I can relate with all ,but I like the gang thing grin grin grin

I swear i know some1 who actually forgot the expo inside grin
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Divay22(f): 3:32pm On Jul 16, 2017
Jiang:


I swear i know some1 who actually forgot the expo inside grin
So what later happened to him?
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Nobody: 4:08pm On Jul 16, 2017
Divay22:

So what later happened to him?

lets just say, while we are currently preparing for stream 2 he is still currently in part 4 grin
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Divay22(f): 4:12pm On Jul 16, 2017
Jiang:


lets just say, while we are currently preparing for stream 2 he is still currently in part 4 grin
Eya grin grin grin...
That was how one gave his espo after writing and wanting to submit to an external invigilator thinking he was a fellow student ...

Guy abeg help me thoway am,made him leave the school.

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Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by Nobody: 7:35pm On Jul 16, 2017
flawlessT:
Thanks dear
i'll like to know your name pls?
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by saucerence(m): 10:17am On Mar 26, 2019
Syphax:
11)When the Expo you bought for 5k is legit

Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by gangbang86: 8:01pm On Jul 31, 2019
I would like to say that the need for high JAMB score in your quest for University admission cannot be overemphasized. The question now is, how can I score very high in Jamb 2018?
The answers are;
Early Preparations.
Get the right textbooks.
Develop a study habit.
Use past questions.
Identify your weak point.
Understand the association connection.
Learn the exam strategies
Study read.
Be Up to date.
Learn basic concepts in computer.
1. EARLY PREPARATIONS
Don’t wait for the exams to be close before you start preparations. Early preparation gives you an edge; don’t think that there is still time.
Live your life with sense of urgency. Have the mentality, ” I am behind schedule”. Begin to set targets because it will give you a powerful drive towards the exam.
Do you want to score 350+ in Jamb? It all begins from now. Remember, a man who fails to plan is indirectly planning to fail.
Joshua Abuwa said, “The problem with a lot of young persons today is that they don’t have visions, they only have television”. In your quest for university admission, what can you see?. Your worth in life is tied to the quality use of your mind.
2. GET THE RIGHT BOOKS
Empty the coins in your purse into your mind and your mind will fill your purse with gold. Reading quality books for your examination will give you nothing, but quality grades.
For every examination, there is a course outline. This guides you on the topics and parts of the topics to cover. It is essential you get the books that cover the required topics and sub-topics.
The Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) usually recommends texts. Get them and start studying as soon as possible.
3. DEVELOP A STUDY HABIT
Your habits determine your habitat. It is high time you develop a solid study habit. Need help? here is how to start. Before you study, make sure that you are relaxed physically, emotionally and mentally. The following study practices might be of good help to you.
Study in an environment that is best conducive for you. It doesn’t really need to be calm; if a noisy area is OK for you, go with it.
Read with revelation. Draw a plan of what you should achieve after the study.
All materials that guarantee smooth learning must be ready to avoid searching in the midst of learning.

Get a Jotter to put down salient facts.
Don’t skip any part of the material if you don’t understand it.

Prepare a study time-table and follow it consecutively.

Prepare a rest and recreation time-table too. Funny?

Read the 10 secrets of successful students and

How to remember 90% of what you have read

4. USE PAST QUESTIONS

Past questions are the picture of the future. The future here speaks of the exam you are preparing for. Studying with past questions will act as positive catalyst for your exam. The importance of past questions is they help you to br /> Know the nature of questions to expect.
Identify the dark spots in your text books
Take note of the frequently asked questions.
Examine your level of preparation by putting yourself in the exam condition.
Boosts your confidence.

Note: Most past questions pack have answers at the back. Do not check the answers before you solve the problems. Just make sure that you understand the questions.

5. IDENTIFY YOUR WEAK POINT

Like I always say, “telling yourself the truth is honesty but telling others is integrity.
Find out what works for you and what doesn’t. Find that the subjects and topics you find very easy to learn. In addition, don’t run away from the ones giving you tough time.
Do everything possible to give them tough time too. Just imagine losing 80 marks in mathematics just because you fail to fall in love with it. Handle your weakness or your weakness will handle you.

6. THE ASSOCIATION CONNECTION

Who you associate with determines whether you will dissociate or appreciate. There are people who add to your life, those that subtract from you, those that divide and those that multiply you.
Identify those who add to and multiply your success. There is no where you want to go that people haven’t gone to. Look for people whose realities are your dreams.

7. LEARN THE EXAM STRATEGIES

There are things that don’t seem reasonable but are capable of making you responsible. Understand the following strategies

Any question you get wrong, there are people who will get it right.

Some answers follow a pattern. This pattern can help you get the questions you don’t know the correct answers to.
After every 30 minutes go back to the questions you think you have answered to be sure if you actually answered it correctly. Sometimes the brain deceives.

Increase your speed and don’t leave any option blank.

8. STUDY DEEPLY

No matter the motivational books you have read on exam success, the efficacy of hard work cannot be over emphasized. Don’t study for exams the way you study newspapers. Put in effort in your study. Study, but study wise.

9. BE UP TO DATE

Be up to date on your exam date and procedures. Don’t fail to read articles relating to exam success as well. Visit SolutionClass.Com.Ng for news relating to your school.

10. LEARN BASIC CONCEPTS

Learn computer since most of your exams will be computer based. Make sure you click the answers and also confirm that you have actually ticked.
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Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by brainstorm214(m): 8:02pm On Jul 31, 2019
Wow, I remember how my friends tried by hard to prepare for these exams and you know, they passed it successfully, because, as far as I remember, they passed the program of teaching courses of UPTET. By the way, when I asked them exam questions they answered me all the questions with 94% of success (previously they didn't even achieved 70%...) And you know, when I asked them how much did they pay for these qualitative courses they said that it was for free... Since that moment I ask myself, if such a qualitative study was made free then why can't people make all learning for free
Re: Exams In Nigeria (Hilarious Photos) by goodspeed963(m): 8:28pm On Jul 31, 2019
brainstorm214:
Wow, I remember how my friends tried by hard to prepare for these exams and you know, they passed it successfully, because, as far as I remember, they passed the program of teaching courses of UPTET. By the way, when I asked them exam questions they answered me all the questions with 94% of success (previously they didn't even achieved 70%...) And you know, when I asked them how much did they pay for these qualitative courses they said that it was for free... Since that moment I ask myself, if such a qualitative study was made free then why can't people make all learning for free
hmm, I will check this.

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