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Boy Vs Girl by luckyikhide(m): 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2017
Maths boy vs science girl . > Mathematics Guy > Dear Love, > Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew > there was an EQUATION between this > QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because > I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my > love for you. My heart couldn't forget the > SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried > to GRAPH out how to present my > TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't sure of the > PROBABILITY that you will accept. > Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you. > Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and > COMBINATION between us is secret because I > don't want any BINARY OPERATION to interrupt. > LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE. > The Science Girl reply; > Hi, > Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL > COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the > love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can see the > difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW. > My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE, > who is described as the father of CELL, in which > you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT > in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there, you > must be among the > TRANSISTION METALS because I don't usually > notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I > already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION > for my love which can neither be created nor > destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF > THERMODYNAMIC. > I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not > balanced. Stop making your heart bubble in love > for me because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS > O2 . > Which of them kill it. > Mathematics student /science student.Maths boy vs science girl . > Mathematics Guy > Dear Love, > Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew > there was an EQUATION between this > QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because > I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my > love for you. My heart couldn't forget the > SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried > to GRAPH out how to present my > TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't sure of the > PROBABILITY that you will accept. > Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you. > Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and > COMBINATION between us is secret because I > don't want any BINARY OPERATION to interrupt. > LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE. > The Science Girl reply; > Hi, > Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL > COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the > love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can see the > difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW. > My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE, > who is described as the father of CELL, in which > you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT > in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there, you > must be among the > TRANSISTION METALS because I don't usually > notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I > already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION > for my love which can neither be created nor > destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF > THERMODYNAMIC. > I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not > balanced. Stop making your heart bubble in love > for me because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS > O2 . > Which of them kill it. > Mathematics student /science student.Maths boy vs science girl . > Mathematics Guy > Dear Love, > Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew > there was an EQUATION between this > QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because > I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my > love for you. My heart couldn't forget the > SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried > to GRAPH out how to present my > TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't sure of the > PROBABILITY that you will accept. > Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you. > Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and > COMBINATION between us is secret because I > don't want any BINARY OPERATION to interrupt. > LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE. > The Science Girl reply; > Hi, > Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL > COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the > love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can see the > difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW. > My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE, > who is described as the father of CELL, in which > you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT > in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there, you > must be among the > TRANSISTION METALS because I don't usually > notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I > already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION > for my love which can neither be created nor > destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF > THERMODYNAMIC. > I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not > balanced. Stop making your heart bubble in love > for me because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS > O2 . > Which of them kill it. > Mathematics student /science student.
Re: Boy Vs Girl by whizzyleejr(m): 11:43pm On Jul 08, 2017
Science girl all the way, though most of her works on maths but scientific statements are different from any other ones

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