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Boy Vs Girl by luckyikhide(m): 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
Maths boy vs science girl .
> Mathematics Guy
> Dear Love,
> Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew
> there was an EQUATION between this
> QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because
> I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my
> love for you. My heart couldn't forget the
> SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried
> to GRAPH out how to present my
> TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't sure of the
> PROBABILITY that you will accept.
> Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you.
> Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and
> COMBINATION between us is secret because I
> don't want any BINARY OPERATION to interrupt.
> LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE.
> The Science Girl reply;
> Hi,
> Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL
> COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the
> love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can see the
> difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW.
> My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE,
> who is described as the father of CELL, in which
> you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT
> in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there, you
> must be among the
> TRANSISTION METALS because I don't usually
> notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I
> already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION
> for my love which can neither be created nor
> destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF
> THERMODYNAMIC.
> I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not
> balanced. Stop making your heart bubble in love
> for me because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS
> O2 .
> Which of them kill it.
> Mathematics student /science student.Maths boy vs science girl .
> Mathematics Guy
> Dear Love,
> Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew
> there was an EQUATION between this
> QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because
> I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my
> love for you. My heart couldn't forget the
> SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried
> to GRAPH out how to present my
> TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't sure of the
> PROBABILITY that you will accept.
> Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you.
> Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and
> COMBINATION between us is secret because I
> don't want any BINARY OPERATION to interrupt.
> LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE.
> The Science Girl reply;
> Hi,
> Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL
> COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the
> love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can see the
> difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW.
> My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE,
> who is described as the father of CELL, in which
> you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT
> in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there, you
> must be among the
> TRANSISTION METALS because I don't usually
> notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I
> already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION
> for my love which can neither be created nor
> destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF
> THERMODYNAMIC.
> I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not
> balanced. Stop making your heart bubble in love
> for me because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS
> O2 .
> Which of them kill it.
> Mathematics student /science student.Maths boy vs science girl .
> Mathematics Guy
> Dear Love,
> Right from the day I set my eyes on you, I knew
> there was an EQUATION between this
> QUADRATIC attraction. I couldn't tell you because
> I was afraid of the DIVISION that will DIVIDE my
> love for you. My heart couldn't forget the
> SIMULTANEOUS EQUATION between us. I tried
> to GRAPH out how to present my
> TRIGONOMETRY, but I wasn't sure of the
> PROBABILITY that you will accept.
> Now, I have the PROGRESSIVE SERIES to tell you.
> Please, make sure this PERMUTATION and
> COMBINATION between us is secret because I
> don't want any BINARY OPERATION to interrupt.
> LOVING YoU IS CONSTANT AS 4 FIGURE TABLE.
> The Science Girl reply;
> Hi,
> Sincerely Maths boy, I don't have any CHEMICAL
> COMBINATION for you. All I have for you is the
> love of IDEAL LAW. I know you can see the
> difference between CHARLES and BOYLES LAW.
> My boyfriend is ROBERT HOOKE,
> who is described as the father of CELL, in which
> you cannot live without. You are not an ELEMENT
> in my PERIODIC TABLE and if you are there, you
> must be among the
> TRANSISTION METALS because I don't usually
> notice them amongst my FIRST 20 ELEMENT. I
> already have an ELECTRONIC CONFIGURATION
> for my love which can neither be created nor
> destroyed as stated by The 1st LAW OF
> THERMODYNAMIC.
> I'm sorry that your CHEMICAL EQUATION is not
> balanced. Stop making your heart bubble in love
> for me because HATING YOU IS CONSTANT AS
> O2 .
> Which of them kill it.
> Mathematics student /science student. |
Re: Boy Vs Girl by whizzyleejr(m): 11:43pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
Science girl all the way, though most of her works on maths but scientific statements are different from any other ones |
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