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Women-imposible To Please by baybbootz(f): 4:56pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside." So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up. They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman." |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by mykali(m): 6:29pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
@baybbooty ![]() nice . . .but you see, i think we've all seen this before. ![]() abi i lie ![]() |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by baybbootz(f): 6:31pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
![]() reposted, ma bad |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by mykali(m): 6:44pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
hey. . .dont be sad. ![]() i'll get you lollipop and ice cream alright? ![]() |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by mcnepow(m): 6:49pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Nice piece. Truly women can not be satisfied. |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by baybbootz(f): 9:48pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
i'll get you lollipop and ice cream alright?awwwwww fanks il have a scoop ov royal vanilla,lemon,bubble gum flavours. ![]() ![]() sitin and waitin still feeling sad |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by Kunbee: 10:43pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Stale and dry ![]() |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by baybbootz(f): 10:47pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
@kunbee ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by Kunbee: 11:17pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Babbyee ![]() |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by baybbootz(f): 11:23pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() that shud last you the whole weekvia D1 ![]() |
Re: Women-imposible To Please by Kunbee: 11:25pm On Feb 01, 2010 |
Thanks babe ![]() |
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