===Fast forward to the year 2020===

The country that used to be called Nigeria is no more, consumed by greed, rank stupidity, "praying" at the wrong times, tribalism, corruption and raw lust for power.

The video below, is how I choose to remember what could have been a great and proud country, packed with patriotism and satisfaction.
Sadly, those days are now long. In 2011, the unattended stresses tugging at the seams of our nationhood, shattering it into several pieces; the new nations of Arewa, Biafra, Middle Belt, Oduduwa and Niger Delta Confederation were formed.

Economic, technological and military alliances were formed between the nations of Biafra, Middle Belt, Oduduwa and Niger Delta Confederation. Soft loans and cooperation were provided by the oil bearing areas to nations within the alliance.
Arewa refused alliances with any of the former Nigerian regions on account of their declaration of an Islamic republic and hostilities in Southern Kaduna, Jos area, Abuja and the former Niger state. Arewa is currently in merger talks with Niger and Chad.

The Niger Delta Confederation is currently in talks with Cameroon for the return of Bakassi Peninsula. A referendum of its residents went overwhelmingly in favour of Niger Delta citizenship.

Please enjoy the video.
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Haha, you forgot the part where oil companies took their business elsewhere

Arewa is currently in merger talks with Niger and Chad.

U wish, this isnt happening, my favorite though

SEFAGO:

Haha, you forgot the part where oil companies took their business elsewhere

U wish, this isnt happening, my favorite though 

Sweet crude and piece have a way of provoking very strong "come back" emotions in oil companies.
. . .But, like all responsible oil producing nations, the Niger Delta Conferderation will look to indegenise the oil industry to a sensible degree.

yawn for real

tpia.:

yawn for real

Why? Can you not see the collapse and decay all around you?

@Beaf,

I follow tpia yawn. you suppose join nollywood.

Only you will require a scriptwriter.

It will be a bad ending for Cameroun to give back Bakassi becos e no go happen.

Maybe you can produce some Tom ad Jerry films or some series like Incredible Hulk.

Maybe some musical documentaries too.

I no Know say you no like me reach dis level

citizenY:

@Beaf,

I follow tpia yawn. you suppose join nollywood.

Only you will require a scriptwriter.

It will be a bad ending for Cameroun to give back Bakassi becos e no go happen.

Maybe you can produce some Tom ad Jerry films or some series like Incredible Hulk.

Maybe some musical documentaries too.

I no Know say you no like me reach dis level

It is instructive that I poted this article before the one here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-392314.0.html

I am quite sure the Niger Delta Confederation will not make gifts of its people to other nations, like they are merely inconsequential objects. The ship called Nigeria is sinking, the last planks will soon be swamped and submerged by national greed and stupidity.

Did you enjoy the video?

@Beaf

I tried downloading with real player and it did not work. will use youtube downloader later.

Let me see if I can nominate you for an award at the Cannes Film Festival

As you wan abandon me now no more Nollywood. We get Kannywood for Kano but you must wear turban

Beaf:

Why? Can you not see the collapse and decay all around you?

the collapse and decay in your village has defied all outside intervention, I agree