1). You picked her up from the Street or Club. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building

2). You don't know her real name or even her surname. maybe she even told you her name is just Lynda......That's all

3). She agrees to sleep with you on the first day in fact, she agrees to move into your place no questions asked

4). She never gets tired, She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper, go market , cooks and still sleep's with you when she's done

5). She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples ,her makeup looks permanent and everything is always in the right place

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Wetin concern me

This post is serious

6. She stays up to an hour in the bath room

7. Few days after meeting her she keeps telling you

"let's go and meet my parents."

8. Summer or winter her punna always feels like factory fitted air-conditional.

And you had to use tiwa savage's pishure as the mammy water?

Op, is like your head is not correct.

U don meet one before ni

May God safe us from gullible religious people.

Assumption no go kill us.

Mteeeewwww

lyonebuka:
1). You picked her up from the Street or Club. Maybe she was even standing in front of an uncompleted building


2). You don't know her real name or even her surname. maybe she even told you her name is just Lynda......That's all

3). She agrees to sleep with you on the first day in fact, she agrees to move into your place no questions asked


4). She never gets tired, She can pound yam, fry garri, grind pepper, go market , cooks and still sleep's with you when she's done


5). She always looks perfect, even first thing in the morning. No pimples ,her makeup looks permanent and everything is always in the right place

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http://www.johnsonempire.ml/2017/07/guys-beware-10-signs-you-are-dating.html?m=1

1. A gal can be stranded on the road, if you've not met such uncertainty, u shud relax.

2. About 90% of girls has fake names, dey don't really like revealing dia real name at the initial time. I know many girl who does that.

3. What do you call a guy who sleeps with a gal on a fest date? A papiwater? Nigga, gals got uncontrollable feelings too

4. Really a pathetic thinking. Check ebonyi state gals bro, just try them.

5. If you've not seen a gal naturally beautiful bro,u must be living in a world of illusion. My gal is very pretty DAT u would prefer seeing her wen she's without makeup. So chill. Ur hypothesis are out of context.

The only thing that can convince u ure dating a mamiwater is when u about to bleep her and she turns to a snake,or she takes u to a riverside and tells u DAT her home.