BUHARI IN LONDON HOSPITAL.

Cabal went to London to bring back Baba and the doctors said he can't return because he has lost memory!

The cabal insisted, they demanded the doctors should prove what they meant by memory lost!
So the doctors took them in for a little chat with Baba!

Here is the conversation in hausa through an interpreter:

Cabal: your excellency sir we have come to take u home so u can retrieve ur presidential powers from Osibanjo.

PMB: whaz?? Itz President Goodluck Jonathan I was contesting the election with not Osibanjo!

Cabal: sir, but u won the election, u defeated former president GEJ.

PMB: then when is the swearing in ceremony?

Cabal: sir, u have been sworn in 2 years ago, u are currently the president of the federal republic.

PMB: I don't believe u, so why I'm I in London and not Abuja.
And if I'm the president why should I contest again with Osibanjo?

Doctors: please gentlemen, u can all see what we are talking about.
The man does not remember he is still ur president, go back home and do the needful.

A sensible Joke!