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Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by TemmyWon(f): 8:34pm On Jul 22, 2017 |
CAN OUR WOMEN ACCEPT THIS ADVICE THIS WAS ESTABLISHED BY MRS MARTHA DE PURENEZ, WHO DIED AT THE AGE OF 104, AND SHE SPENT 82 YEARS IN MARRIAGE, AND SHE SAID THIS. "I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise." ITEMS 1. The husband is always right 2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn't work 3. *The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed* 4. *If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened* 5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed 6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over 7. Before going to bed the wife must be in her nightdress with no pant or bra, to allow the husband to enter at any time he feels like 8. The husband never lies, but he enlightens 9. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything 10. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision 11. The husband n*ever* comes home late, he is in a meeting 12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting 13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home 14. *The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night* 15. The wife never goes to her husband's office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one 16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if it’s her own money 17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband's advantage 18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed 19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him 20. The wife must respect the husband's orders carefully 21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public 22.. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband 23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband NB: THE POWER OF THE WIFE IS IN HER WEAKNESS Please forward this e-mail to your friends especially Girl friends, this will help them very much. Kind Regards A male friend sent this to me on whatsapp. I see this as a move by dictatorial and autocratic men to cage women unto perpetual slavery 2 Likes |
Re: Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by GeorgeTheCoder: 9:38am On Mar 31, 2018 |
TemmyWon: This kind of dream wife does not exist. 1 Like |
Re: Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by Orchid45: 12:43pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
Re: Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by Nobody: 6:14pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
SLAVE OR WIFE ? 1 Like |
Re: Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by ImaIma1(f): 7:24pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
I doubt in this year and age that a man will want a wife that is this passive and uninteresting. Why would a woman want to have no identity or say? Just to be at the beck and call of the husband. Take permission before she turns her back...go to bed without underwear to allow access anytime. Welcome. Secrets to a sad life 5 Likes |
Re: Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by eyinjuege: 7:48pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
That ship and era has long sailed. Its high time to stop living in the past, and time to face the future squarely. New strategies are needed to achieve a successful and happy marriage |
Re: Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by Dyt(f): 8:04pm On Mar 31, 2018 |
I don't want yo result into cussing Nawao o *scratching head* 1 Like |
Re: Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by Shugarlord213: 1:11am On Apr 01, 2018 |
Nigerian girls are lazy and can’t do any of this So so lazy and dependent on man None of them are even working class on nairaland Always gallivanting from one topic to the other throwing smelling advice Mtcheeew |
Re: Secrets To A Longer Married Life? by Nobody: 1:18am On Apr 01, 2018 |
There are better ways to live a more fulfilled married life....than this mechanical approach that makes the woman more like a robotic slave than a companion (help meet). |
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