If you are really active on nairaland, you would have seen lots of funny monikers here. Some are weird, some are outrightly sexual in nature while others are really really funny. I don't want to mention anybody but I'll say how i got mine. And the cross that comes with it.

I used to have this innocent look back then in secondary school. I'd hang with the bad guys, stubborn guys...really adventurous clique. And when we got caught doing something and are called to the staffroom for punishment, all i had to do was deny and show this pitiful face and i'd be released.

I also never paid or bought tissues or cane like ither students do at the beginning of every term. I was the teachers favorite, (the trustworthy guy ) (innocent face can really help). So they always give me the keys to where theh store those tissues. All i had to do was collect what i needed from there and submit to the teacher like i bought it and brought it for submission.

So for any crime i was involved in, i eventually go scotfree. Someone just mentioned it once and the name stuck.


Let's hear how other people here got their own monikers. It's going to be fun.

Fuckerstard - Gives no shiit

Had a decent moniker before NL thought me couple of things.

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IamKashyBaby:


IamKashyBaby

KASHY for short..

kashybaby are you on WhatsApp?

Where's smellyanus, pussyhunter, lefulefu, ebukahades ( i know hades has to do with hell or something, and our beloved snake charmer lalasticlala people want to know how you came about these funny monikers

Mine came as a divine revelation.

BiafraBushBoy:
Mine came as a divine revelation.

Divinely reavealed by a good or naughty spirit? Bushboy?

my hardware operates on a 2horsepowered injin

HarunaWest:

kashybaby are you on WhatsApp?

Yaaaaz Sir

It's a Binary code if you kick-out the last digit which depicts a tradition.

IamKashyBaby:




Yaaaaz Sir

okay
..I want to befriend you, so we can start some relationship sturvz ....I take Nnamdi KANU Beg You, PM me your WhatsApp Digit.

2horsePOWER:
my hardware operates on a 2horsepowered injin

Those two power horse engine would be what precisely?

well my name Is vivian I decided to add pretty

HarunaWest:

okay
..I want to befriend you, so we can start some relationship sturvz ....I take Nnamdi KANU Beg You, PM me your WhatsApp Digit.

Right away Sir

IamKashyBaby:




Right away Sir

see korrekt Bae...... Sense Fall On You

fuckerstard:
Fuckerstard - Gives no shiit

Had a decent moniker before NL thought me a couple of things.

Same here. Guess being behind nasty names makes people who want to quote you think twice before starting anything.

HarunaWest:

see korrekt Bae...... Sense Fall On You

Let me know when you guys succesfully have your first chat on whatsapp. #behopeful

I am bald as an egg. Not on my head o! No facial hairs. Just some tiny strands that never grow beyond that level. I once overheard students if mine during my nysc days gossiping bout the strands. One said ' the beards on mr. James face looks like weed. Imagine! And i was their agric teacher.

So i just wondered if karma would sort of send some beard out if annoyance.

No mind me sha. Just joking. But the weed story is true.

Dis thread get potential, it is interesting if it more people really explain their monikers. Farano, rocktation, just give it more audience.

And hey, don't say im looking for ftc. Im not ftc. Plenty people beat me to it already.

Just looking for some fun and maybe interesting controversy. Where lalasticlala. No be snake thread, but you go like am

Real name purple...and I like turning letters to codes

pu7pl3:
Real name purple...and I like turning letters to codes

For real? Your parents named you purple?

vivypretty:
well my name Is vivian I decided to add pretty

(In davido's voice) girl you're beautiful too

Saw more names like hungerbad, wenogodie ( dis one made me laff out loud)

BeardedKarma:

For real? Your parents named you purple?

Yea...whatsup wit it?

pu7pl3:


Yea...whatsup wit it?

Nothing. Just curious. And you have answered. Purple is good

BeardedKarma:

Nothing. Just curious. And you have answered. Purple is good

Thanks karma

Mine isn't funny. I like the Disney cartoon Pocahontas, in order to avoid unnecessary mentions...I intentionally altered the vowels placement.

...I am looking for John Smith, I hope he doesn't alter his name too...making it difficult to find him. LOL

pocohantas:
Mine isn't funny. I like the Disney cartoon Pocahontas, in order to avoid unnecessary mentions...I intentionally altered the vowels placement.

...I am looking for John Smith, I hope he doesn't alter his name too...making it difficult to find him. LOL

Howdy! John Smith, here. We could make this happen.

Part of my third name
The number is something I am an advent fan off.