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100% by Nobody: 7:32pm On Feb 07, 2007
What makes 100%? Have u ever wondered what d people who say they gave in more than 100% to a task really mean? Here's a little calculation that might help:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as
1  2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%.
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E is 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5= 96%.
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E is 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5=100%.
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T is 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20=103%.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G is 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7=118%.
So with mathematical certainty, one might conclude that while hardwork, knowledge and attitude can get u there, it is bullshit and asskissing that will take u over d top.
Choose now, d way 2 go.
Re: 100% by jaybaby(f): 8:49pm On Feb 07, 2007
:-x :-x :-x
Re: 100% by Name(m): 7:05pm On Feb 12, 2007
Re: 100% by frankiriri(m): 6:22am On Feb 13, 2007
shocked

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