*TYPES OF WIVES & HUSBANDS*

*_TYPES OF WIVES_*

1. *BOXING WIVES*

These are the type of wives that fight with their husbands delibrately just to provoke him to anger… These kind of women are ready to fight with the husband mostly in the public area to create a scene.

2. *HEADMASTER WIVES*

These are the wives that are well paid in either their career or business but they disrespect and put their husband down because they have the financial edge over their husbands…

3. *POLICE WIFE*

This type is very common. These are the wives that inspect or police their husbands everywhere they go… When the husband goes to the bathroom they pick up his phone to quickly check his messages… If the husband makes a call they hide behind the door to listen to every conversation… If the husband goes out they make sure he is followed and has friends that keep an extra eye on the husband activities.

4. *DICTIONARY WIFE*

These are the wives that dont listen to the advise of their husband but rather they prefer to listen to their mother or sister or friendd… Whenever their husband says something, they quickly go to verify from either the mother, sister, friend e.t.c like a dictionary to know if she should go ahead with what their husband instructed or not.

5. *PARTY WIVES*

They prefer to buy every available *asoebi* and shoe and bag to attend any available party even though her family does not have the financial muscle to entertain such expenses… They are readily available at every party and owambe thereby neglecting their children, husband and home…

6. *PAMPERED WIVES*

These are also known as daddy’s little girl… They call and report their husband to their father at any slight argument or conversation…The rich ones are highly dangerous especially when the husband is working directly for the father…


7. *DUSTBIN WIVES*

The name might sound harsh but they exist…These wives leave the home unkept and dirty and you only see them rushing to clean the house only when they have a visitor at the door…There are several occasions were some husbands get home after a days work only to find the house upside down and dirty…

8. *GOD FEARING WIVES*

They are caring and loving. Provides emotional needs and creates extra time for family. Guides home spiritually, Very responsible and treats husband and family with respect.

9. *FACEBOOK WIVES*

They are always on the internet, instagram, posting pictures with twisted legs, chatting and even forget to do basic shores because they want to know what is happening on FB..

So for the ladies which one are you and for the guys which one do you currently have…

Kindly go through so that you can work on yourself if need be.

*_TYPES OF HUSBANDS:_*

1: *BACHELOR HUSBAND*

Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: *ACIDIC HUSBAND*

Is always boiling like acid and always angry violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: *SLAVE HUSBAND*

Wants to be treated like a King but treats Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old tradition respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: *GENERAL HUSBAND*

Husband for every woman. Loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and has more female friends.

5: *DRY HUSBAND*

Very moody and stingy, doesn’t consider wife’s emotions, doesn’t make the relationship enjoyable. Has no sense of humor.

6: *PANADOL HUSBAND*

Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife’s weaknesses and capitalizes on that to get relief from wife.

7: *PARASITE HUSBAND*

Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Uses wife’s money on girlfriends. No initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: *BABY HUSBAND*

Irresponsible and childish and can’t make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: *VISITING HUSBAND*

Not always at home, comes as a visitor. Provides family all material things but has no time for them.

10: *CARING HUSBAND*

Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Jibril659:

Which one yhu be na?

kozmicity:
Which one yhu be na?

No 3.