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Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by winwint(m): 9:34am On Aug 06, 2017
youthsoflagos:



Madame Yimuyimu. have you had sex before?

Are we meant to be like Jesus
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by yimuyimu4u(f): 9:38am On Aug 06, 2017
kevoh:
A: Jesus the Preacher never had sex
Jesus never had sex because the Bible said so the Bible did not mention it, as those who composed the various books of the Bible did a good job in removing any book that will destroy the concept of his divinity! MLM and Ponzi schemes promoters never speak of the bad sides of the products they are marketing either. If I were to market Superman as the true saviour of the world, I definitely would not mention that two of his weakpoints are Kryptonite and Magic.

B: Jesus the Preacher Truly never had sex
If Jesus the preacher character really existed, It is likely he studied with the essenes during the missing years of Jesus or some monastery like that. But I will stick with the Essenes. His style of preaching and philosophy are similar to that of The Essenes. His cousin, John the baptist, was also likely an Essene.


C: Hell no, Jesus definitely didn't have sex
This one is for Christians (and muslims) who are scared to even lend such a thought, even if they were video proof of him having sex. To them it's just blasphemy whether it is true or not! They simply do not care, they just know.


Scholar. My opinion is that He was simply too busy. Lets also remember Jesus is coming back
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by yimuyimu4u(f): 9:40am On Aug 06, 2017
kevoh:
A: Jesus the Preacher never had sex
Jesus never had sex because the Bible said so the Bible did not mention it, as those who composed the various books of the Bible did a good job in removing any book that will destroy the concept of his divinity! MLM and Ponzi schemes promoters never speak of the bad sides of the products they are marketing either. If I were to market Superman as the true saviour of the world, I definitely would not mention that two of his weakpoints are Kryptonite and Magic.

B: Jesus the Preacher Truly never had sex
If Jesus the preacher character really existed, It is likely he studied with the essenes during the missing years of Jesus or some monastery like that. But I will stick with the Essenes. His style of preaching and philosophy are similar to that of The Essenes. His cousin, John the baptist, was also likely an Essene.


C: Hell no, Jesus definitely didn't have sex
This one is for Christians (and muslims) who are scared to even lend such a thought, even if they were video proof of him having sex. To them it's just blasphemy whether it is true or not! They simply do not care, they just know.


Scholar. MY OPINION Is that Jesus was A holy person and cannot be touched.
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by winwint(m): 9:42am On Aug 06, 2017
kevoh:
A: Jesus the Preacher never had sex
Jesus never had sex because the Bible said so the Bible did not mention it, as those who composed the various books of the Bible did a good job in removing any book that will destroy the concept of his divinity! MLM and Ponzi schemes promoters never speak of the bad sides of the products they are marketing either. If I were to market Superman as the true saviour of the world, I definitely would not mention that two of his weakpoints are Kryptonite and Magic.

B: Jesus the Preacher Truly never had sex
If Jesus the preacher character really existed, It is likely he studied with the essenes during the missing years of Jesus or some monastery like that. But I will stick with the Essenes. His style of preaching and philosophy are similar to that of The Essenes. His cousin, John the baptist, was also likely an Essene.


C: Hell no, Jesus definitely didn't have sex
This one is for Christians (and muslims) who are scared to even lend such a thought, even if they were video proof of him having sex. To them it's just blasphemy whether it is true or not! They simply do not care, they just know.


You are a Jew. I finally met one
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by winwint(m): 9:43am On Aug 06, 2017
yimuyimu4u:


Scholar. MY OPINION Is that Jesus was A holy person and cannot be touched.

Jesus was not the holy person that have existed. Go and Read your books
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by yimuyimu4u(f): 9:45am On Aug 06, 2017
youthsoflagos:


I see some positive message here

What's your positive message? Before uneducated people take over this thread
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by yimuyimu4u(f): 9:46am On Aug 06, 2017
winwint:


Jesus was not the holy person that have existed. Go and Read your books

Simple English. 'has'
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by youthsoflagos(m): 9:49am On Aug 06, 2017
yimuyimu4u:


Ask Jesus

I did not mean it that way. I just wanted to know if you have had sex before . grin
yimuyimu4u:


Ask Jesus

I did not mean it that way. I just wanted to know if you have had sex before .
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by youthsoflagos(m): 9:51am On Aug 06, 2017
Jesus is coming back as human. He has unfinished business. The question is , is sex part of it.
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by kevoh(m): 9:55am On Aug 06, 2017
winwint:


You are a Jew. I finally met one
Lol...I am not. I fail to see how all I mentioned in the previous post makes me a Jew though. grin
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by kevoh(m): 9:57am On Aug 06, 2017
yimuyimu4u:


Scholar. MY OPINION Is that Jesus was A holy person and cannot be touched.
Your opinion falls under Category C.
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by youthsoflagos(m): 10:00am On Aug 06, 2017
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An inspiration to the Youths. I feel, It's not about the Sex actually, it's about determination.
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by kevoh(m): 10:01am On Aug 06, 2017
yimuyimu4u:


Scholar. My opinion is that He was simply too busy. Lets also remember Jesus is coming back
Busy doing what exactly? Fishing, tent making, carpentry, tax collecting or what? He was busy 24/7 doing what? This does not hold water. Find another reason even busy people have still have time for sex.
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by winwint(m): 10:04am On Aug 06, 2017
kevoh:

Lol...I am not. I fail to see how all I mentioned in the previous post makes me a Jew though. grin

If you are not Jew, why so much interest in Jewish encyclopedia. I know jews kinda hide their faces
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by winwint(m): 10:05am On Aug 06, 2017
youthsoflagos:


An inspiration to the Youths. I feel, It's not about the Sex actually, it's about determination.

I guess this is your positive message. Stale gist
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by yimuyimu4u(f): 10:07am On Aug 06, 2017
winwint:


Are we meant to be like Jesus

No
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by yimuyimu4u(f): 10:08am On Aug 06, 2017
kevoh:

Busy doing what exactly? Fishing, tent making, carpentry, tax collecting or what? He was busy 24/7 doing what? This does not hold water. Find another reason even busy people have still have time for sex.

The Bible says it all. If He was not busy, the Bible would not be bulky
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by anotihere(m): 10:10am On Aug 06, 2017
Is Jesus Coming back to have Sex
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by kevoh(m): 10:14am On Aug 06, 2017
winwint:


If you are not Jew, why so much interest in Jewish encyclopedia. I know jews kinda hide their faces
Jews hide faces? I am just reading this for the first time. Jewish encyclopedia like every other encyclopedia is a reservoir of knowledge waiting for people, wishing to expand their views, to fetch from. People have such interests when they begin to question the absurdities of some concepts/ stories they have been told to as kids like a donkey that talks, a man getting stuck in a whale's stomach for 3 good days or a man feeding 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread and two fishes .

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Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by anotihere(m): 10:15am On Aug 06, 2017
I wish we could travel in time and confirm historical facts ourselves.
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by yimuyimu4u(f): 10:18am On Aug 06, 2017
This 2ttee guy looks like nas
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by anotihere(m): 10:20am On Aug 06, 2017
2pac
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by anotihere(m): 10:23am On Aug 06, 2017
kevoh:

Busy doing what exactly? Fishing, tent making, carpentry, tax collecting or what? He was busy 24/7 doing what? This does not hold water. Find another reason even busy people have still have time for sex.

But I am sure He did not create the World
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by yimuyimu4u(f): 10:26am On Aug 06, 2017
anotihere:
I wish we could travel in time and confirm historical facts ourselves.

I would be in Egypt.
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by kevoh(m): 10:41am On Aug 06, 2017
yimuyimu4u:


The Bible says it all. If He was not busy, the Bible would not be bulky
Boy oh Boy, you Christians have a knack for saying ridiculous stuffs at times. The Bible is bulky because Jesus was very busy! Chei!

Let me school you a bit, the Bible contains about 66 to 81 books depending on which denomination of Christian you are. Let us take 66 books for the sake of our discussion, only the gospels speak about the life of Jesus, none spoke about how busy he was and the are only four. That makes four books out of 66. Even those four books are repetitions of each other ( let us ignore the contradictions they have for another day) making one book if you remove the repetitions that makes just one book. For the sake of this argument, let us use those four gospels/books. How did 4 books out of 66 make it bulky?
Re: Jesus Never Had Sex by kevoh(m): 10:51am On Aug 06, 2017
anotihere:


But I am sure He did not create the World
No one can say certainly who/what created the world. Most of the creation stories put forward have failed to
be valid. If you asked me I will tell you I don't know. Let's stick to the topic of if this Jesus had sex or not and not derail it.

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