Wonderfully
described defination,

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
rolled in paper with
fire at one end and a
fool at the other!
MARRIAGE:
It's an agreement wherein a
man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains
her master
LECTURE:
An art of transmitting
Information from the notes
of
the lecturer to the notes of
students without passing
through the minds of either
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
multiplied by the number
present
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing a cake
in
such a way that everybody
believes he got the biggest
piece
TEARS:
The hydraulic force by
which
masculine will power is
defeated by feminine water-
power!
DICTIONARY:
A place where divorce
comes
before marriage
CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody
talks, nobody listens and
everybody disagrees later
on
ECSTASY:
A feeling when you feel you
are going to feel a feeling
you have never felt before
CLASSIC:
A book which people praise,
but never read
SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of
things straight!
OFFICE:
A place where you can
relax
after your strenuous home
life
YAWN:
The only time when some
married men ever get to
opentheir mouth
ETC:
A sign to make others
believe that you know more
than you actually do
COMMITTEE:
Individuals who can do
nothing individually and sit
to
decide that nothing can be
done together
EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their
Mistakes
ATOM BOMB:
An invention to bring an
end
to all inventions
PHILOSOPHER:
A fool who torments himself
during life, to be spoken of
when dead
DIPLOMAT:
A personwho tells you to go
to hell in such a way that
you
actually look forward to the
trip
OPPORTUNIST:
A person who starts taking
bath if he accidentally falls
into a river
OPTIMIST:
A person who while falling
from EIFFEL TOWER says in
midway "SEE I AM NOT
INJURED YET!"
PESSIMIST:
A person who says that O
is
the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in

lol @ d definition of YAWN .

oh boy u try. which dictionary u dey use.

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