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Come In And Check Ur Judgement Day Sentence by ALAYORMII: 10:07am On Jul 28, 2017 |
If i was God on the judgement day..... 1. Christiano Ronaldo - Philantropic, kind, no tattoos, loving; but arrogant, lustful, fornicator: #Hellfire with hard labor 2. Lionel Messi - Giving help, humble, less talking; but a tax evader, tattooing: #Hellfire 3. John Terry - leader, patient; but an adulterer, covetuous: #Hellfire wid hard labour, daily frog-jumb nd dail firewood fetching. 4. Ryan Giggs - peaceful, gentle, kind, patient; but Covetuous. #hellfire wid barbed-wire flogging daily. 5. Lukaku - humble, hardworking; but deceitful: #hanging 6. L.Suarez - violent, biting, betrayer: #hellfire wid bouncer beatings daily. 7. D.Costa - violent, fighter, arrogant and stubborn: #hellfire wid hard labour. 8. Moses - humble, patient, kind; but a diver, an injury faker: hell fire, hanging wid strong beating. 9. Rashford - Innocent, humble, hardworking, respectful; #Heaven 10. Mbappe - Same as Rashford. 11. Pogba - hardworking, respectful; but wat d hell is on ur head? #Lucifer, take him away 4rm here. 12. Ferguson - Good in all areas, but wot's d chewing 4? Ok, pardoned - #Heaven. 13. Alayormii - this is my beloved son: #Heaven_direct, with hollandia, honey, chocolate, toasted bread, salad, Shawarma, and everything heaven has to offer everyday of ur lyf. 14. Lalasticlala - Loves snake like life itself... Heaven with snake pepper soup. 15.NwaAmaikpe- Trouble maker, like silly talks....... Hellfire, 2x flogging with fan belt daily. 16. Airforce1- Failed musician, like creating silly threads, etc.... hell fire with hard labor. 17. Obontami - From their name you shall know them, join Airforce1 in hell with mild labor 18. Smelling Anus- Abegg carry ur smell go meet Satan.... Hellfire with steady beating 19. Explorer - Sensible, creates nice and informative threads. Join Lalasticlala in heaven and enjoy the goodies 20. Royver - kind, friendly, simple, God fearing ...... Heaven with all the goodies heaven has to offer. 21. Seun - An atheist, doesn't believe I exist and for this reason, he's sentenced to 2million years in hellfire after which his case will be revisited. Na joke I dey ooo ����� 1 Like |
Re: Come In And Check Ur Judgement Day Sentence by Oluwasaeon(m): 2:31pm On Aug 01, 2017 |
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