So that inexperienced guys like me can learn what to expect while trying it out for the first time



What was it like having sex for the first time?

Lwkmd

dingbang:
Lwkmd

was dat ur experience?

After the romance saga she was already damn wet and even begging me to Bleep her desperately only for me to put my dick in release in just just one push up i was like after resting for 1 hour plus only for me to go back and Bleep her Bad i was like

dannycole2013:
After the romance saga she was already damn wet and even begging me to Bleep her desperately only for me to put my dick in release in just just one push up i was like after resting for 1 hour plus only for me to go back and Bleep her Bad i was like

Lol. Just 1push up. funny

phintohlar:
was dat ur experience?

yep.... Laughed at myself after doing it...

dannycole2013:
After the romance saga she was already damn wet and even begging me to Bleep her desperately only for me to put my dick in release in just just one push up i was like after resting for 1 hour plus only for me to go back and Bleep her Bad i was like

You lying bro

Maychang:



You lying bro

sheybi na him bleep, no be ur own. or was it u he did dat with? but i also expect dat he gets tired of dat girl @ dat moment he released. op it used 2 be like po po po and don't want 2 see dat bitch dat whole day again

merrymike47:
sheybi na him bleep, no be ur own. or was it u he did dat with?

Umm..thank you Personal Assistant to the Bleeper, we notice your presence

dingbang:
yep.... Laughed at myself after doing it...

issokay, dais good

phintohlar:
issokay, dais good

Fúçkin share your first dîcksperience

Maychang:


Umm..thank you Personal Assistant to the Bleeper, we notice your presence

gud u noticed us, don't be saying no shit on what u knw nothing 'bout. wasn't supporting d bleeper tho, just worried on hw u knw so much 'bout him.

Oga.o

Fuckly:


Fúçkin share your first dîcksperience

mine wasn't even dick bt a finger.. Na my mummy friend husband wan destroy me den oo wen i went to drop something 4 his wife @ ome, & dis man actually made me dislike anytn dick till date.

phintohlar:
mine wasn't even dick bt a finger.. Na my mummy friend husband wan destroy me den oo wen i went to drop something 4 his wife @ ome, & dis man actually made me dislike anytn dick till date.

Fûçk! he's a blöödyfúçking pervert! Probably you're were fúçking sexy then too

Fuckly:



Fûçk! he's a blöödyfúçking pervert! Probably you're were fúçking sexy then too

Don't be a pedophile bro. She was probably still a kid back then.

Some guys can lie for africa. I guess they want to impress the female nairalanders.

phintohlar:
mine wasn't even dick bt a finger.. Na my mummy friend husband wan destroy me den oo wen i went to drop something 4 his wife @ ome, & dis man actually made me dislike anytn dick till date.

Ehn Ehn!!!

Next2Bezee:


Don't be a pedophile bro. She was probably still a kid back then.

Don't be a díck ßro, Was if I was probably fúçking kidding bout it then

Fuckly:



Fûçk! he's a blöödyfúçking pervert! Probably you're were fúçking sexy then too

real pervert oo

Stevengerd:
Ehn Ehn!!!

seriously

phintohlar:
issokay, dais good

what about you?

Fuckly:


Don't be a díck ßro, Was if I was probably fúçking kidding bout it then

Then you would have said so, it's quite obvious you weren't. Learn to respond with your brain and not your non-existent balls next time.

phintohlar:
seriously

hmm! so u telling us u avnt had any encounter with dicks after that horrible incident??

Next2Bezee:


Then you would have said so, it's quite obvious you weren't. Learn to respond with your brain and not your non-existent balls next time.

Fúçking Sorry bro, you've failed....juz like yô dad's condom

Fuckly:




Fúçking Sorry bro, you've failed....juz like yô dad's condom

Eh ya, the thing really pained you Go and change your handle, then pray to God so your way to hell can be smooth.

Abeg make una comment make we V's dey observe

phintohlar:
seriously

..

Did you tell mum

falconey:

HORRIBLE!!! just 5-6 push ups on her was done! After It i never get to hit that till she got married.

more like you didnt know the direction of the hole.

or if you had an impact atall .

i can really relate .

we all went through same phase .

Fuckly:
I fûçked both holes , it was fúçkin horrible....

you were scared , thats what happened .

its something we all went through .

hope youve finally overcome ?