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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:20pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Imagine if you go to the shop to buy poison to commit suicide
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But you still wait for the change. You are not serious. ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:23pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Dear Men . . One day your Woman will take off Her Brazillian Hair and Make-up...Then you will Talk Man to Man!! ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:29pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Bad sex is a waste of sin. Imagine going to hell for something you didn't even enjoy 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:42pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Fat girls are the most selfish people in the world, they will sit down with a mini skirt and you will see nothing. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 1:43pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Ladies, when you see that ex that hurt you so much in town, just point at him and shout "Thief thief!!" God will handle the rest . ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:14pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:16pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Krystaal:What did you want to see, ehnnnnnn? ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 2:19pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Krystaal: ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 5:24pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
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Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Chrisrare: 10:03pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
Nice jokes op keep up d good work.. I love the way u use everyday occurence to crack ur jokes. |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:00pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
That awkward moment When you're laughing at your friend for getting kicked out of the class and the teacher says "join him" ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:04pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
It's Always A Nice Looking Guy That Comes To U and Whispers In Your Ear "My Friend Likes You" While He Point On A Ugly Monkey, With Big Ears Like A Rabbit ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:06pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
Mosquitoes are heartless, they don't need anybody's permission.
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Always when they come, we automatically become blood donors. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:09pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
My mother sent me to withdraw an amount of #500. But my crush was on the queue of he ATM, so i had to withdraw #7000. . I am glad she have gave me her number. I am inside the Bank to deposit the #6500 back into the account now ![]() ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:14pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
The reason why other guys treat you better than your boyfriend.
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Is because they haven't slept with you yet. Don't be fooled my sister. ![]() ![]() 5 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:16pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
If you don't have her panties in your wardrobe, or any where in your room.
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just keep in mind that she's not yet yours my brother. Case closed. ![]() 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:18pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
If you have a side chick, and your girlfriend does not find out. Don't think you are intelligent. . Just keep in mind that she does not have time, because she's also cheating. ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:20pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
Guys, we are old now. These rules that you can't date your friend's ex boyfriend must fall!!! We don't have time to be hunting strangers. We work on referrals and previous experience ![]() 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:21pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
You know the devil is alive when your baby is ugly and everyone keeps sayings it looks like you... ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:22pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
Dear future wife
Your boobs should point at me not the floor... ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:26pm On Nov 11, 2017 |
If you are sad don't listen to Celine Dion songs, that granny can make things worse. ![]() 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:11am On Nov 12, 2017 |
When Boredom Hits Me,
I Pick My Phone And Start
Calling The Police.
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ME: Hello Police, Help Me 48 People Are Following Me
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POLICE: Okay Calm Down! Where Are You?
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ME: On Instagram. ![]() 9 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:12am On Nov 12, 2017 |
I mistakenly stepped on one Yoruba gals feet and she asked me "Are u in Zain? and I replied no ...am in Etisalat . ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:13am On Nov 12, 2017 |
Only in Nigeria that your phone will be 100% you will still be charging and pressing it... Even they take the light and bring it back you will continue from where you stopped 98% is even low battery ![]() 6 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:14am On Nov 12, 2017 |
U will see some parents when their daughter is 18 they will write beware of dogs boldly on their gate but when she is 30 they will write buy ur ice block here ![]() ![]() 2 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:15am On Nov 12, 2017 |
Ordinary razor blade is naw N50... Please, that boat that use to carry slaves to America... When is it returning to Nigeria? ![]() 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 9:17am On Nov 12, 2017 |
Why would you spend 200k for DNA test? Something that native doctor will check everything for 1k ,give you change,even play you a video ![]() 4 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Mzposh001: 11:29am On Nov 12, 2017 |
Krystaal:Lol 1 Like |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 4:57pm On Nov 12, 2017 |
Krystaal:Haha! ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by vivie01(f): 4:58pm On Nov 12, 2017 |
Krystaal: Gobe! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Emmancy: 6:38pm On Nov 12, 2017 |
Witchcraft is when u are in class and your manhood decide to erect for no reason. . Then the teacher points at you to go and rub the chalkboard......� � � 3 Likes |
Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by blahc007: 3:47pm On Nov 13, 2017 |
Krystaal:lwkmd..bro abeg my belle dn de pain me...u tuu gud jare |
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