due to the recession and some unconventional lifestyle I adopted while growing up, I see myself doing some filthy things hard to stop. They include:


1) i use my teeth to cut my fingers instead of a nail cutter or razor blade. This hand i'm putting in my mouth, is the same hand i use to scratch 'sweety'

2) i patronise dirty roadside food sellers and always buy exposed pork meat (qualifying me as a dirty pig) instead of buying food from a good eatery. The parts of pig i even buy is nauseating. Parts like the private part, kidney and tongue because it is cheap.

3) i read a lot on how to kiss a girl in the right places that i erroneously sucked different parts of a fat girl's body that was all sweaty. Chei !

4) i sometimes use saliva to jerk off and when in the heat of the moment, i quickly use a cloth i suffered to wash to hold back my 'cum' so it doesn't stain the ground. Sometimes, i use fine white clothes, condemning it in the process

5) i bathe with a small size bucket instead of a paint bucket to clean my body well. Even the soap i use is tura when my mates are using fine soaps with enough aloe vera and deodorants.


I leave you guys to judge me

it's obvious that it's been long uve eaten good food.... Ure going off the rails

Lol.

Ilajeboy:
it's obvious that it's been long uve eaten good food.... Ure going off the rails

It has 'tey' sha

BETlordnowpsych:

It has 'tey' sha

Ahh it is well

Airborne02:

what?

TGoddess:
Lol.

emmm.. now you know, can you date a guy like me?

BETlordnowpsych:
emmm.. now you know, can you date a guy like me?

Iwk.

TGoddess:
Iwk.

meaning

In btw... I just got to find out that you are tahrah. What happen to your main?

i smell ban

O GOD which kan WAHALA be this

BETlordnowpsych:
meaning


In btw... I just got to find out that you are tahrah. What happen to your main?


i smell ban

I deactivated my main.Is this redbeans?

TGoddess:
I deactivated my main.Is this redbeans?

emmm... Well.... (to be continued)


Your signature is scary. Does it disqualify me from being your friend?

hahahaha.....wahala dey oo

BETlordnowpsych:
emmm... Well.... (to be continued)


Your signature is scary. Does it disqualify me from being your friend?

I'll take that as a yes.

You don't have to be scared if you aren't stupid.

TGoddess:
I'll take that as a yes.

You don't have to be scared if you aren't stupid.

huh.. My own type is to entertain sha


So what if a guy is stupidly in love wit u? Dat na good tin na

BETlordnowpsych:
huh.. My own type is to entertain sha


So what if a guy is stupidly in love wit u? Dat na good tin na

No joor.Stupidity and romance don't go hand-in-hand.

TGoddess:
No joor.Stupidity and romance don't go hand-in-hand.

love is blind o. It does crazy things. abi you are falling for baba ijebu (fake) love