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Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by fergusen: 8:43am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Hello Helen Little Broken Bottles Can Not Over flow Neon So Many Are Silly People Suffer Chlorine Against Potassium Calcium |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by chineduisaac(m): 8:46am On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by chineduisaac(m): 8:46am On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by wahles(m): 8:51am On Aug 03, 2017 |
jayeoba92:Comprehensive Academy Abeokuta and your moniker Jayeoba reminds me of my buddy frm Osun, any relation |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by wahles(m): 8:51am On Aug 03, 2017 |
jayeoba92:Comprehensive Academy Abeokuta and your moniker Jayeoba reminds me of my buddy frm Osun, any relation? |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Ojestas(m): 8:52am On Aug 03, 2017 |
hello helen let black boy come near our farm no sir mr alani said people should come and pack coco yam |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by luckydion(m): 8:54am On Aug 03, 2017 |
HE - Hydrogen HAS - helium LITTLE - lithium BRAIN - Beryllium BUT - boron CAN - carbon NOT - Nitrogen OFFER - oxygen FUL - fluorine NINE - Neon SUBJECT - Sodium MAY - magnesium ALL - Aluminium SILLY - silicon people - phosphorus STOP - sulphur CALLING - Chlorine ARGON -Argon KEEP - potassium CARM - calcium. FOR THE PERIODIC TABLE HARD (H)....................................................................................................;..................................................HEAD (He) Little(Li)..... Babe(Be)................................................ Bought(B).....Car(Ca).......Not(N) .....Only(O)......For(F).......... Neon(Ne) Not(Na).............Magi(Mg)...........................................Ali(Al)..........See(Si) .......People(P)...Selling(S)....Clean(CL)....Apple(Ar) Keep(K).............Car(Ca)...Since(Sc)....Titi(Ti)......................... next time I'm busing |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by ReachHard: 8:55am On Aug 03, 2017 |
He Helped Lizzy and Betty But Could Not Offer Free Nescafé. Nathaniel and Margaret Always eat Silly Plantatin, So Close all Arabian Kitchen Capboards. ( not Cupboards again o ) |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Deepsky(m): 9:03am On Aug 03, 2017 |
wahles:Wow... Similar to mine HE HAS LARGE BRAIN BUT CAN NOT OFFER FULL NINE SUBJECT MANY ARTS STUDENT PUT SOME CAT AROUND PRINCIPAL's CAR |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by encryptjay(m): 9:09am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Lincoln275:Yes boss, that's it. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by NarnieSnyper(m): 9:12am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Fvck it! Mo'fvcker never loved us. That's why i dropped my dream of becoming a petro-chemical engineer(actually that was what pops wanted me to become). First, my chemistry teacher never liked me, it was like she had this personal hate on me- she used every opportunity she had to fvck me up. i went to a military school,so almost all the soldiers cane were well acquainted with my back and black behind. I gotta admit, I was stubborn alright but I wasn't the only stubborn kid in class then na. I grew up hating chemistry and no matter how hard i tried, Chemistry and I were never gonna be friends. During my Jamb days, i was always lucky to have a science student as a seat partner, and i was always fortunate to be with someone who's either a bookworm or has expo connection. When i sat for FUTO's Direct entry exam, the case was different 'cause we were given different paper types. I simply answerd english,maths and physics.......then shaded rubbish when I got to chemistry because I didnt know sh!t. Fortunately, my english, maths and physics covered up for my Chemistry BLUNDER. I remember I even finished the whole 'Comprehensive Chemistry' textbook but i still ended up with nothing. That was when I knew I had no business with chemistry. |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Chyokoye1: 9:13am On Aug 03, 2017 |
HELLO HELEN LISTEN BECAUSE BISI CAN NOT OBEY FRANK NEITHER NANA MAGRATE ALWAYS SING PRAISE SONGS CLIMATE ARRIVE KADUNA CAPITAL 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Anfieldboss: 9:18am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Hello- H Hello- He Lizzy- Li Bitter- Be Boys- B Come- C Near- N Our- O Farm- F Nelson- Ne National- Na Manager- Mg Always- Al Sit- Si Properly- P Solving- S Clerical- Cl Arguments- Ar Kate- K Called- Ca |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Drsheddy(m): 9:21am On Aug 03, 2017 |
He has large brain but can not offered full nine subjects many art student proof science causes another problem carriers |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by passey: 9:28am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Hydrogen Helium Let better Boys Come Near Ogun for News Near Maiduguri All Silly People Should Clear Away Potassium & Calcium Hydrogen. H Hydrogen Helium. He Helium Lithium Li Let Beryllium Better Boron B Boys Carbon. C Come. Nitrogen. . N Near Oxygen. O Ogun Fluorine. F For Neon Ne News Sodium Na Near Magnesium. Mg Maiduguri Aluminium. Al All Silicon Si Silly Phosphorus P People Sulfur S Should Chlorine. Cl Clear Argon Ar Away Potassium potassium & Calcium Ca. Calcium |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Nightingale99(m): 9:29am On Aug 03, 2017 |
I learnt mine at gun point. |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by valkaka(m): 9:31am On Aug 03, 2017 |
He Has Light Brain But Can Not Offer Fully Nine Subject May All Student Pray. Silently Come. Again Please Come |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Donsteffi: 9:34am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Hello Hello Listeners B B C News On Friday Now Some Mad Aliens Saw People Stealing Coconut At PortHarcourt Canteen |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by ojobekehinde: 9:35am On Aug 03, 2017 |
HELLOW,HELLIN,LET,BETTER,BOY,COME,NEAR,OLU,FOR,NEW,NIGERIA,MAGAZINE,ALL SILLY, PEAPLE,SAY,CHLORINE ,ARE, KEMI, CASE. |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by luckydion(m): 9:38am On Aug 03, 2017 |
luckydion: I seldom wonder if Students still study as studious as it was then.... |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Afoskalex(m): 9:39am On Aug 03, 2017 |
He - Hydrogen Has - Helium Little - Lithium Brain- Beryllium But - Boron Can - Carbon Not - Nitrogen Offer - Oxygen Few - Flourine Nine - Neon Subjects - Sodium Make - Magnesium All - Aluminium Science - Silicon People - Phosphorus Suffer - Sulphur Cancer - Chlorine After - Argon Kissing - Potassium Cow - Calcium |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by holocron: 9:39am On Aug 03, 2017 |
pharmguru:You were taught chemistry in primary school? |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by oshe11: 9:45am On Aug 03, 2017 |
hysteriabox:Yh Hydrogen. H He Helium. He has Lithium Li large Beryllium Be brains Boron B But Carbon. C Can. Nitrogen. . N Not Oxygen. O Offer Fluorine. F Full Neon Ne Nine Sodium subject Magnesium. Mg May Aluminium. Al All Silicon Si Silly Phosphorus P People Sulfur S Stop Chlorine. Cl Calling Argon Ar A Potassium Pope Calcium Ca. Christ 1 Like |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by tombeh(m): 9:46am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Very lovely reminder my brother.... |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by JerryJude(m): 9:46am On Aug 03, 2017 |
what about the NINE planet..how did u learn it |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by MercyMercy(f): 9:49am On Aug 03, 2017 |
I did not learn with a song and it stuck even till now. |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by ABUBAKARS(m): 9:49am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Hello H Helen He Look Li Better Be Before B Coming C Never N Offend O Florence F Never Ne Near Na Magret Mg Allow Al Sister Si Pass P So S Close Cl Arrange Ar Kissing K Carolina Ca |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Fyzt: 9:56am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Hello Hello Let Brilliant Boys come near our class never sent man away since people shall come and praise captain |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by mellah(m): 9:59am On Aug 03, 2017 |
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Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Dbrainiac1(m): 10:00am On Aug 03, 2017 |
I was in primary 5 then. My friend brought his sister's chem note to school. I memorised it straight up and still haven't forgotten. That was 2007. Hydrogen Helium Lithium Beryllium Boron Carbon Nitrogen Oxygen Fluorine Neon Sodium Magnesium Aluminium Silicon Phosphorus Sulfur Chlorine Argom Potassium Calcium |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by Nobody: 10:00am On Aug 03, 2017 |
Mendelev must be shocked to see all these codes! |
Re: Can You Remember How You Learnt The First 20 Elements? by holocron: 10:05am On Aug 03, 2017 |
ALL THESE ARE JUST ROTE LEARNING NONSENSE INHERITED FROM THE COLONIAL EDUCATION SYSTEM. Alll you need from chemisty is how to make useful products from the resources of the earth. Long before people new the periodic table they were smelting iron from ore and producing knifes, swords, and axes; making beer from fermented grain; distilling alcohol; producing soap and paints and dyes for coloring cloth. When gun powder (the infamous black powder) was invented the chinese didn't know what was the periodic table. Yet today we have chemical engineers and phd chemists who cannot make this simple substances without using sophisticated imported apparatus. But our grandmothers in village can still 'cook' soap. Our 'educated' chemists must import chemicals to produce paints but dyes were commonplace here long before the whites stepped foot on Africa. Local Blacksmiths were smelting ore into iron with crude earth furnaces, yet you tell me without imported factory you cannot produce iron. Stop rote science. Science is a practical endeavor. You dont learn science as you will literature or history. Even history has to be enacted sometimes for it to sink in. |
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