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An Opportunity To Slap The President! by ohilebo(m): 2:18pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
President Olusegun Obasanjo, Governor Orji Uzo Kalu, Agbani Darego (Miss World 2001), and Aviation Minister Kema Chikwe are sitting in a train going through a dark tunnel. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel into daylight. The women and Orji Uzo Kalu are sitting there looking perplexed, because everyone heard the slap, but nobody was sure were it came from. Obasanjo is bent over, holding his face which is red from the slap. All of them remain diplomatically quiet and nobody says anything, least of all, sorry! Chikwe is thinking: "Nigerian men are all crazy and even these ones here are all lusting after Agbani. Obasanjo must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. It is quite proper that she slapped him". Agbani is thinking: "Mr President must have moved to kiss me, and got slapped, but by whom?" Obasanjo is thinking: "Damn it, Orji must have tried to kiss Agbani, she thought it was me and slapped me, but could this little girl do such a thing without fear?" Kalu is thinking: "If this train goes through another dark tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap Obasanjo again". ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: An Opportunity To Slap The President! by Ben13: 2:44pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
nice recycling ![]() |
Re: An Opportunity To Slap The President! by Abbeycity4(f): 2:56pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
damn it!!!! lol dat's wat i call funny mennn ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: An Opportunity To Slap The President! by r231(m): 3:42pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
;d ;d :d :d ;d |
Re: An Opportunity To Slap The President! by Abbeycity4(f): 3:58pm On Feb 10, 2010 |
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