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Re: Goodluck by tanimz(f): 4:37pm On Feb 11, 2010
U like my teeth ni i fit give u coupon make u go see dentist to increase yours too. U like that?
Re: Goodluck by D1KeleVra(m): 4:40pm On Feb 11, 2010
eerm! i have a plane to catch. . . we'd talk la'er yea! tongue
Re: Goodluck by tanimz(f): 4:41pm On Feb 11, 2010
Olodo, na danfo u dey call plane

Shior!!!
Re: Goodluck by D1KeleVra(m): 4:45pm On Feb 11, 2010
haba! i was telling u earlier that u were on my tarmac, not at the bus-stop and u shouldn't worry about danfos smiley let me upgrade u? smiley
Re: Goodluck by tanimz(f): 4:48pm On Feb 11, 2010
Eh- ehn I no hear u well before grin grin grin grin


So when are we leaving for Hawaii?  kiss kiss kiss
Re: Goodluck by D1KeleVra(m): 4:52pm On Feb 11, 2010
You say? The fuel for my lear no go reach the States o! We fit go Seychelles. . . not that far? What u say? One romantic weekend. . . see how things fly from there? smiley
Re: Goodluck by studio43(m): 4:53pm On Feb 11, 2010
U get ear to hear well before?

I love dis joke, Poster u are the best,
I knew those yeye saddists wey full here like kunbee and co go see negative things to talk about dis joke
Re: Goodluck by tanimz(f): 4:55pm On Feb 11, 2010
D1KeleVra:

You say? The fuel for my lear no go reach the States o! We fit go Seychelles. . . not that far? What u say? One romantic weekend. . . see how things fly from there? smiley

I no wan go Seychelles . . . I hear say lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Its Hawaii or nowhere else!!!

U want to ruin this sunday again, like u did last year?
Re: Goodluck by D1KeleVra(m): 5:01pm On Feb 11, 2010
Last year? *laughs nervously* Are u on drugs. . . i dey Lyons last year o! By the way my pilot just phoned, we could get fuel from Madrid. . . spend saturday evening there. . . be off to Hawaii by midnight? smiley wha'chu think?
Re: Goodluck by studio43(m): 5:06pm On Feb 11, 2010
With the loan u collect from Baba Alajo abi?
Re: Goodluck by D1KeleVra(m): 5:09pm On Feb 11, 2010
It's Cheif Ajalo. . . i designed an estate with a hotel in it for him. . . it's only right i get paid, yes?
Re: Goodluck by tanimz(f): 7:13pm On Feb 11, 2010
D1KeleVra:

Last year? *laughs nervously* Are u on drugs. . . i dey Lyons last year o! By the way my pilot just phoned, we could get fuel from Madrid. . . spend saturday evening there. . . be off to Hawaii by midnight? smiley wha'chu think?

Madrid is too cold. . . Cant we get the fuel from Dubai or somewhere else that is nice before going to Hawaii?  wink wink wink wink
Re: Goodluck by studio43(m): 7:32pm On Feb 11, 2010
Hawaii my foot! Poor boy friend lol
Re: Goodluck by D1KeleVra(m): 9:42am On Feb 12, 2010
smiley no biggie tanimz. . . i'd call for a change in our flight routes. . . erm! why studio dey always biff rich people?
Re: Goodluck by spenchuks(m): 3:20pm On Feb 12, 2010
Pls help! Somebody has malaria here!! Kerewa is living in fantasy Island!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Goodluck by tanimz(f): 3:26pm On Feb 12, 2010
No mind Studio, jealousy no go kill am lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Make sure you call for the change of route ASAP!! wink wink wink wink wink
Re: Goodluck by spenchuks(m): 3:32pm On Feb 12, 2010
Studio just dey biff person wey no see money enta okada grin
Re: Goodluck by D1KeleVra(m): 4:15pm On Feb 12, 2010
Spencer no hate me, okay? smiley
Re: Goodluck by spenchuks(m): 4:21pm On Feb 12, 2010
why i go hate u? only that i'm afraid with the way u are describing ur route and flight schedule, i come dey reason say u fit be bat . . . i mean batman grin
Re: Goodluck by studio43(m): 7:30pm On Feb 12, 2010
Tanimz, dikele never chop belleful o, Infact him dey owe six months Nepa Bill. Ask Bend10
Re: Goodluck by D1KeleVra(m): 11:38pm On Feb 12, 2010
wow my haters full ground sad
Re: Goodluck by studio43(m): 7:17am On Feb 13, 2010
Lol u never Halla reach, U just dey start
Re: Goodluck by Kunbee: 2:33am On Feb 16, 2010
Stale and common

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