Just in case you wondered how the fight started


My wife and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.
I turned to her and said,
'Do you want to have sex?'
'No,'she answered.
I then said,'Is that your final answer?'
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.'
So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.'

And that's when the fight started,

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I asked my wife,
'Where do you want to go for our anniversary? '
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
'Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!'she said.
So I suggested, 'How about the kitchen?'

And that's when the fight started,

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One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift,
The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
When she asked him why, he replied,
"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"

And that's how the fight started,



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u try

Bad joke

Abu Zola:

Bad joke

D JOKE IS OK, U R D BAD POSTER, which 1 u put, i 4 slap u sef

Abu Zola:

Bad joke

see ur sef which joke bad reach ya own??
ol boy nice joke jare, and pls phone a friend!!!

nice

Nive one. Very creative.