Q:use d word information in a sentence
A:ducks sometimes fly information

Q:where was d Nigerian Declaration of Independence signed
A:at d bottom

Q:who succeeded the first Nigerian President
A:the second one

Q:wen did Muritala Mohammed die
A:a few days before his funeral

Teacher: I hope i didnt see u looking at Ik's exam paper
Pupil: i hope you didn't see me either

Teacher:can anyone tell me how many seconds there are in a year
Pupils:Twelve, Second of january, second of february,

teacher : Ik give me a sentence starting with 'I'
Ik: I is,
teacher interrupts: no  Ik, always say 'I am'
Ik: ok I am the 9th letter of the alphabet

Teacher: now wen i ask a question i want you all to answer at once, how much is 6+4
Pupils: 'at once'

Ikenna and Kalu were giving a GST asignment to write about their homeland 'Ngwaa'. They submitted and the teacher noticed Kalu copied ikenna word for word, he asks Kalu 'you copied Ikenna word for word' Kalu says 'well of course we are from the same homeland'

Teacher: i believe you copied Ik word for word in the exams
Kalu: how do u know u cannot prove it
Teacher: anywhere he wrote I dont know, u wrote Neither do I

well guys der is mor wer dat came from so munch on dis for now

Q:who succeeded the first Nigerian President
A:the second one

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