This one gal bragged about her amazing Mouth Gig skills for weeks. We get together for the first time and it’s all teeth, dry sandpaper mouth, and she’s just going at it really fast with no buildup and barely any warning, just hyperspeed. It felt like my d**k was caught in a toothy fingertrap.
I suggest I go down on her instead and she gets excited. The minute she leans back the entire room smells awful, but I don’t notice until my face is closer that she, apparently, hasn’t changed her tampon in quite awhile. Things are bloody and clotted. As disgusted as I was, my first thought was “did…she not know I was coming over today?!? no wait she invited me whattheF**K”