I don't fear death much because I have seen alot of it, but being claustrophobic I fear it because I can't imagine sleeping in a closed box. I am sitting down now in an eatery and wondering what on earth I might now die from. what could I have contracted by my unfortunate experience this morning. to be a woman wrapper is a very bad thing.

I had an engagement very early and since I am an early bird, I was in my car by 5am, I forgot to pray as usual and maybe in punishment, while at a long hold up, I noticed steam rising out of my bonnet. definitely an overheat. I have long promised that I will visit gazzuz soonest and yet this is me stuck on a hold up with an automatic car on overheating. some Nigerians are good sometimes and many came down and helped me push it off the road while the bus drivers abused and told me why such jalopy should have gone to the scrap yard decades ago. even some where magnanimous to give me bags of pure water and drove off. I was stuck on the road and since I was in a hurry, I waited for the heat to calm down and realised my fan has stopped. not wanting go be delayed I decided to abandon the car there and take a bus. the next bus that arrived, while trying to hop inside, I noticed a very very pretty lady sitting alone at the back end of the bus, despite having seats vacant In front. I unashamedly went to join her there.

this yeye girl made me enter inside instead of staying outside, thus I sat close to the window, not soon after I engaged her in a chat and we were talking in monosyllables. while this was going on, a passenger directly in front of me kept coughing. the cough was so violent that I assumed he had tuberculosis. I tried to minimize what I was saying, not soon afterwards, like a coincidence from hell, while trying to act all professional, when she said something that wasn't even very funny in the least, I burst out laughing like a crazy idiot. simultaneously was when this useless paseenger decided it was time to release all his accumulated spittle out the window.

oh I felt something salty trickle down my throat with a slimy and smelly wetness on my face, mouth and tongue. the wind had just pushed alot of this spittle to yours truly. I shouted like someone who was poured acid. I immediately burst into tears because I am very sure that salty thing I felt in my throat was also the spittle.

the person turned to me to apologize and I realised its a northerner. the people (sorry to say) who are experts in being hosts of communicable diseases. yet I just swallowed the spittle of a fellow man.

I didn't care anymore about the world, about the girl, I broke down in tears as everybody kept begging me. I coughed and coughed hoping to get it out of my stomach, I would have brought out blood and wouldn't have cared. how could this happen to me. not soon had this happened the girl got down at her bus stop. what had I gained.

can I say I haven't kissed a man before now? what diseases could I now be carrying. if you smell this spittle on my face you will know this man hasn't brushed since we feared Y2K. yet this is what entered my mouth because I was laughing in morrafucker at something which wasn't even funny just to impress a girl.

my cousin who is a doctor told me nothing will happen, so far I take some antibiotics, but I still feel death has come knocking. because that cough was too violent to be normal and I used it for breakfast.

Gourdoinc:
I don't fear death much because I have seen alot of it, but being cl.

I me nothing will happen, so far I take some antibiotics, but I still feel death has come knocking. because that cough was too violent to be normal and I used it for breakfast.

Wen ur village pple decide to remember u, they spoilt ur car nd introduced u to a karashika.. Bro don't worry u ll nt die

very funny and disgusting at the same time, makes me want to puke.

Hahahahaaaaaa wayooo
The evil that men do lives with them
Next time when u see a fine girl face ur front that is if u survive this one

**Singing ** "Lie to me if the truth will break my heart o"
Continue bro.

Lol

Isn't this the moniker with a big Jolojolo and wrapper? Now, you don swallow pesin saliva, heuwwwww!

Your problem issa problem

Blackhawk01:
Isn't this the moniker with a big Jolojolo and wrapper? Now, you don swallow pesin saliva, heuwwwww!

Your problem issa problem

Hello patriot of this great country

Buharison:

Hello patriot of this great country

Son of the soil

Blackhawk01:


Son of the soil

how are you doing this wonderful afternoon

Whot I'm I read in sat mrng like these nitori oloun



2003 yr we be great few hr too entered 2003

You cried because the spittle came from that suspected sick man. Had it being the spittle came from lady you rushed to sit close with, you would have swallowed it, smiled at her graciously and told her how sweet it had tasted; and then let her know how you would have loved the oportunity to taste her spittle more and more.

What a mighty and disgusting 'kelebe' blessing you receive. . Such thick slimy saliva can stink to high heaven . Use dettol wash your wash and take some antibiotics.

Don't worry you won't die

CHOOIIIII!!

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Gourdoinc:
I don't fear death much because I have seen alot of it, but being claustrophobic I fear it because I can't imagine sleeping in a closed box. I am sitting down now in an eatery and wondering what on earth I might now die from. what could I have contracted by my unfortunate experience this morning. to be a woman wrapper is a very bad thing.

I had an engagement very early and since I am an early bird, I was in my car by 5am, I forgot to pray as usual and maybe in punishment, while at a long hold up, I noticed steam rising out of my bonnet. definitely an overheat. I have long promised that I will visit gazzuz soonest and yet this is me stuck on a hold up with an automatic car on overheating. some Nigerians are good sometimes and many came down and helped me push it off the road while the bus drivers abused and told me why such jalopy should have gone to the scrap yard decades ago. even some where magnanimous to give me bags of pure water and drove off. I was stuck on the road and since I was in a hurry, I waited for the heat to calm down and realised my fan has stopped. not wanting go be delayed I decided to abandon the car there and take a bus. the next bus that arrived, while trying to hop inside, I noticed a very very pretty lady sitting alone at the back end of the bus, despite having seats vacant In front. I unashamedly went to join her there.

this yeye girl made me enter inside instead of staying outside, thus I sat close to the window, not soon after I engaged her in a chat and we were talking in monosyllables. while this was going on, a passenger directly in front of me kept coughing. the cough was so violent that I assumed he had tuberculosis. I tried to minimize what I was saying, not soon afterwards, like a coincidence from hell, while trying to act all professional, when she said something that wasn't even very funny in the least, I burst out laughing like a crazy idiot. simultaneously was when this useless paseenger decided it was time to release all his accumulated spittle out the window.

oh I felt something salty trickle down my throat with a slimy and smelly wetness on my face, mouth and tongue. the wind had just pushed alot of this spittle to yours truly. I shouted like someone who was poured acid. I immediately burst into tears because I am very sure that salty thing I felt in my throat was also the spittle.

the person turned to me to apologize and I realised its a northerner. the people (sorry to say) who are experts in being hosts of communicable diseases. yet I just swallowed the spittle of a fellow man.

I didn't care anymore about the world, about the girl, I broke down in tears as everybody kept begging me. I coughed and coughed hoping to get it out of my stomach, I would have brought out blood and wouldn't have cared. how could this happen to me. not soon had this happened the girl got down at her bus stop. what had I gained.

can I say I haven't kissed a man before now? what diseases could I now be carrying. if you smell this spittle on my face you will know this man hasn't brushed since we feared Y2K. yet this is what entered my mouth because I was laughing in morrafucker at something which wasn't even funny just to impress a girl.

my cousin who is a doctor told me nothing will happen, so far I take some antibiotics, but I still feel death has come knocking. because that cough was too violent to be normal and I used it for breakfast.

Nyaaaammmmaaaaaa... Tufiakwa. Calm down you won't die. Damn