Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,217,918 members, 8,035,900 topics. Date: Tuesday, 24 December 2024 at 12:54 AM

Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President - Politics - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Politics / Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President (53741 Views)

Lauretta Onochie: The Calm Down Video Is A Clear Case Of Child Abuse / Peter Obi: Lauretta Onochie Mocks PDP Over Atiku’s Running Mate / Lauretta Onochie Apologies For Posting Fake News, But This Happened (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply) (Go Down)

Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by daddyiel(m): 7:03pm On Aug 11, 2017
Reno Omokri Replies Lauretta Onochie For Mocking Him. See earlier thread https://www.nairaland.com/3982315/lauretta-onochie-mocks-reno-omokri

The fight has just began as Reno replies Lauretta Onochie

This Buhari admin spokespeople don't understand my personality. The more you attack me, the more you inspire me to expose PMB's hypocrisy!

Pic 1 Before PMB Pic 2 During PMB

Even if you take a lizard to Aso Rock, it cant transform into a crocodile no matter how much it drinks!

Trump spokeswoman V PMB's media PA

There's a difference btw a girl who runs media for a President and a runs girl working for a President!

https://mobile.twitter.com/renoomokri/status/896066944574607361

14 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by WhiteSoup: 7:04pm On Aug 11, 2017
Lalasticlala come and see Reno oh!

You contract a civil engineer to manage your building project in 4 years.

After 2 years he disappears for 90 days plus on medical grounds which you pay for and tells you he has handed over to the site engineer in his absence. Assuring you that your project will be delivered even if he's absent.

Question is, would you keep paying him his allowances and keep paying for his medicals in a foreign land with your hard earned money or ask him to do the needfull and fully concentrate on getting his health back in shape?

This question is for all those still turning a blind eye to the "doctrine of necessity" because of political sentiments and hypocrisy.

May God grant President M Buhari good health and may God bless Nigeria.

#WhiteSoup

236 Likes 20 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by Airborne02(m): 7:05pm On Aug 11, 2017
grin

1 Like 2 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by Lajet: 7:05pm On Aug 11, 2017
This old woman have no shame

48 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by iLoveConductor: 7:08pm On Aug 11, 2017
They will still come to defend the old hag

132 Likes 7 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by BiafranBushBoy: 7:08pm On Aug 11, 2017
PMB is the best thing that has happened to Nigeria.

Imagine appointing a female drunk as a media spokesperson. When you talk about confusion... cluelessness... stupidity...

PMB comes to mind.

Don't attack the drunk woman... she didn't appoint herself

A stupid careless old asshole in london appointed her.

221 Likes 17 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by PMBNG(m): 7:10pm On Aug 11, 2017
grin

Reno i love the spirit

46 Likes 3 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by Igboesika: 7:11pm On Aug 11, 2017
Lauretta don buy market. Lolzz.

Only diabolic rhinos will support Loretta.

79 Likes 7 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by nerodenero: 7:11pm On Aug 11, 2017
Apologies Madam, but you no fine at all. Lizard no fine, so I agree with Reno.

Wait o, na inside hole Lizard dey live, so Reno dey say Madam Lauretta dey live inside hole for Aso Rockcheesycheesy.

Like Reno, like Lauretta. Take Reno back to Aso Rock and he'd be doing what Lauretta is doing - Lies and propaganda.

29 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by MXrap: 7:12pm On Aug 11, 2017
But this woman is damn ugly

96 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by PMBNG(m): 7:16pm On Aug 11, 2017
lalasticlala
Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by Ohammadike: 7:16pm On Aug 11, 2017
WhiteSoup:
You contract a civil engineer to manage your building project in 4 years.

After 2 years he disappears for 90 days plus on medical grounds which you pay for and tells you he has handed over to the site engineer in his absence. Assuring you that your project will be delivered even if he's absent.

Question is, would you keep paying him his allowances and keep paying for his medicals in a foreign land with your hard earned money or ask him to do the needfull and fully concentrate on getting his health back in shape?

This question is for all those still turning a blind eye to the "doctrine of necessity" because of political sentiments and hypocrisy.

May God grant President M Buhari good health and may God bless Nigeria.

#WhiteSoup

May common sense fall on you

20 Likes 1 Share

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by Ohammadike: 7:17pm On Aug 11, 2017
Very ugly bitch with no self respect

65 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by nedu666: 7:17pm On Aug 11, 2017
d woman worwor no be small, no wonder she neva marry, which man go fit introd her as his wife

62 Likes 2 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by pol23: 7:17pm On Aug 11, 2017
Lauretta or whatever you 're called.... Can you compare in figures. The economy. infrastructures. Security. GDP. The differences between Apc and Pdp administration. .. do not bring in some EFCC poo here please.
Apc 're not just ready yet . Throwing shades and shouting about the past government. .. Abegi!

51 Likes 4 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by iLoveConductor: 7:19pm On Aug 11, 2017
Igboesika:
Lauretta don buy market. Lolzz.

Only diabolic rhinos will support Loretta.
Stop insulting pigs and rhinos before their leader somebody gets angry cheesy

38 Likes 4 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by Victornezzar: 7:20pm On Aug 11, 2017
with all the money she has, she's still ugly, if she no get money nko

42 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by TheFreeOne: 7:20pm On Aug 11, 2017
Lauretta Onochie face is like a used tampoon - Ffk

Lauretta Onochie is an ugly lizard - Reno Omokri

Who's next....?

But the truth be told I no wan talk but her face look one kind sha cheesy

Buhari media assistants are good comic reliefs any day. Bunch of unintelligent folks grin

55 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by TheFreeOne: 7:22pm On Aug 11, 2017
Ohammadike:
Very ugly bitch with no self respect

Are you insinuating she's a retired but not tired olosho

Seriously Buhari needs to change his media aides cos they aren't helping his government at all.

16 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by pol23: 7:23pm On Aug 11, 2017
Igboesika:
Lauretta don buy market. Lolzz.

Only diabolic rhinos will support Loretta.

The Woman no be Yoruba...
We have enough stupid people already... This senseless piggy bitch belongs to the Biafrans...
Every tribes have them...
A Yoruba woman can't be this stupid..
Hell No.

9 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by aolawale025: 7:24pm On Aug 11, 2017
Governance has been reduced to a joke by APC. Just look at the incompetent appointees

14 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by nerodenero: 7:25pm On Aug 11, 2017
Lauretta 1-1 Reno.

Please we need more sucker punches from these overgrown babies. Reno no fall hand ocheesygrin.

8 Likes 1 Share

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by headhunter1: 7:26pm On Aug 11, 2017
when i saw that thread she blasted Reno on what his useless dickkk dead sugar daddy Buhari cannot boast of
i only laughed because the Reno i know will serve it back as e dey hot grin

this fatality brutality and quad combo combined together

even omenka and ngeneukwenu will shout blood of pope sixtus on sighting this demolition

38 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by headhunter1: 7:26pm On Aug 11, 2017
[s]
nerodenero:
Lauretta 1-1 Reno.

Please we need more sucker punches from these overgrown babies. Reno no fall hand ocheesygrin.
[/s]
this is tko so Reno wins

23 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by Igboesika: 7:27pm On Aug 11, 2017
pol23:


The Woman no be Yoruba...
We have enough stupid people already... This senseless piggy bitch belongs to the Biafrans...
Every tribes have them...
A Yoruba woman can't be this stupid..
Hell No.
But you guys have adopted her nah. Abeg take am for free, don't even give us money for adoption again.
Take everything.

46 Likes 4 Shares

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by greatiyk4u(m): 7:29pm On Aug 11, 2017
This simply shows that it is no longer the days of looting and jollying but time to work




Shame on RENO

Pastor without moral standards

3 Likes 1 Share

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by headhunter1: 7:30pm On Aug 11, 2017
pol23:


The Woman no be Yoruba...
We have enough stupid people already... This senseless piggy bitch belongs to the Biafrans...
Every tribes have them...
A Yoruba woman can't be this stupid..
Hell No.
we don deny the bastard prostitute and her useless colleague Lagos slave vagabond Igbokwe tey tey
we sacrificed them to ododowa on the alter of Tinubu

they now belongs to you guys

ask omenka ngeneukwenu
even my real nigga TonyeBarcanista grin
they're my witness wickedness grin

kiss the truth

32 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by headhunter1: 7:33pm On Aug 11, 2017
[s]
greatiyk4u:
This simply shows that it is no longer the days of looting and jollying but time to work




Shame on RENO

Pastor without moral standards
[/s]
more trash from smokers and drinkers protesters

What Luruta onoghee's own grin
so your meaning of looting is dressing fine in front of office?

bros you're no different from that luruta onoghee's second picture grin

red label kai kai can do wonders sometimes

cc
Omenka

17 Likes 1 Share

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by headhunter1: 7:37pm On Aug 11, 2017
Apc vagabonds now gets inspiration from weed and kai kai

hahahahahahaha
no wonder my Benue friend that's always obsessed with ipob love for brandy is second to none
grin

chaii i now see the reason for the mad attitude grin

Truth is mine grin

10 Likes

Re: Reno: Lauretta Onochie Is Lizard In Aso Rock, Runs Girl Working For President by Anwons(m): 7:38pm On Aug 11, 2017
Exactly what you get when a square peg is placed in the round hole.

Nigeria is seemingly hopeless because the boos in government are clueless.

11 Likes

(1) (2) (3) (4) (Reply)

Kosisochukwu Anioma Wasn't Kidnaped, Went To Owerri To Visit A Friend (Picture) / To Those Of You Wondering How Gej's Trekker Survive While Trekking,see PICS / Soldier Working Out Near Sambisa Forest. Photo

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 32
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.