iceblue:

@ masky: she talk say read our thread, say na u wan talk laff kill am, but her battery come yamutu instead. me i no even know wetin pokipoki be, na she dey gist me. so she wan know how u take know ajesina's pokipoki

which one be say u no trust me?
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nothin do u.hoep ur wknd was groovy.i no sabi 'kill' anything outside of mosquito.let's have ur sis a s a guest here na,abi how u see am?

iceblue:

@ axeman: me i no sabi pokipoki o!

@ masky: i'm sure she'll see your invitation.

maskuraid:

poki poki na strong thing.who no know make him know.


official invitation to coolred (iceblue's sis)

we request your prescence at our gathering.
kindly respond.

signed.mgt

@axe

u think say na all man grow up for lungu like us?

ijoseda:

@masky

i second your IV o!!! Coolred, chei, that name get as e be o!

ijoseda:

@all

just write out the username IJOSEDA, put it close to a mirror and then read from the mirror, that'll give you a clue

ijoseda:

@all

just write out the username IJOSEDA, put it close to a mirror and then read from the mirror, that'll give you a clue

ijoseda:

@ all,
hello guys, hope you had a beautiful weekend. mine was cool! at work already! waiting for clients,  all those wey get fever over the weekend and them pregnant women! no be small thing o! ppl too dey born for naija. anyway, thats a gist for another time. do have a wonderful week ALL!!!

iceblue:

are you a doctor?

maskuraid:


native one for dat matter

maskuraid:


native one for dat matter

axeman85:

na wao na im be say we get BABA for our midst. baba ooo, mo se iba yin ooo, mo yi ka otun oo, mo yi ka osi ooo, mor rababababababa. mo juba eyin iyami, to n fi, meatpie je rice. .

@masky

which one be gotcha, dis one wey u dey play police and tief abegi. ma je ki gbo gbo ilee mo nkan ta se ti ile fi jona ooo

@ijoseda

for where nooo, bolee and fish ke mba ooo. awon agbe no dey collect that one, from you oo. 2010 la wa yi naa, ti, chinese, po repete na im u dey offer boli and fish, which villa u from come sef. na boli and epa me i sabi i no sabi fish oo.

iceblue:


axey! axey!! axey!! how many times did i call you?? 3 times na im u call me but haba no call me pa. lol

have u already forgotten our new resolution on language? ok, let's do it this way - if we must type a language apart from english and pidgin, be sure to translate it.

axey oya translate. tank you in advance.

ijoseda:

@axey

you sef no dey try o!!! see as you just finish yoruba for the post. e mi naa le n ki bayi (na me you dey hail like this!!!).

axeman85:

lol no be so na, ok i will switch to queens english. anybody that speaks another language apart from english, will be fined. 2 purplr goats, 1kg or yellow alligator pepper, and 3crates of star lager, 1 crate of small sout and 1 carton of dansa.

maskuraid:

all hail d dibia in d house