Late this evening, it was discovered that Kanu had been murdered. The perpetrators have already been apprehended. It went like this. Kratos was sent by Zeus to bash Kanu's brains out, but Sonic was also tricked by Eggman to kill him. They met each other in Kanu's room, where Obasonjo was smashing his ass. Kratos wasn't too keen to let Sonic steal his kill,so he attacked him. Ryu and Ken, Kanu's gatemen heard the noise and burst in to save their boss. Goku, who was giving Buhari a piggy back ride, also caught whiff of the fight and decided to join in. Alas Osama Bin Laden was having his nap under Kanu's bed was not happy with the noise. Then he Allah Akbar'd the whole place killing Kanu and friends.
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Just another shitpost don't cry please

It does'nt add up

Nigeria which way? Mad people everywhere even on nairaland God help us.

May your dream come to fruition.

wakaman:
May your dream come to fruition.

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