My friend married this police woman last year
She behaves strange
She sweats so much at night
Any time she is angry at my friend, she starts swallowing things.
Just this morning she swallowed my friend's pendrive
She has in the past swallowed nail cutter and ring
She has beards. Please what should my friend do?

Wow...we need pictures to back this up.Strange much.
I know pictures are not feasible. But do a follow up.
This is strange. Tell your friend to ask her what is wrong with her.Shebi na im wife.

Na purely him villagers hand work

Didn't ur friend experience these bad sides while they were courting?

she"s not a witch.she"s just an endtime wife.but wat would attract ur friend to a bearded lady?

StephDamielola:

why d face?

He should run

Are you sure it's your friend and not you?

Observe if she uses broom to fly at night too

Make passport for her.
Buy 2kg cocaine.

That your friend na idiot, how will he be telling you everything about his wife.
Am much sure he's not a responsible husband.

SirMichael1:
Observe if she uses broom to fly at night too

How?

this one is strong , eleyi gidi gan. Op have you checked if your friends balls and preek is still intact this one when she just the swallow things like say them be akpu. If e preek and balls still they intact then una need carry go your friend go test if e still get sperm, this kind woman fit swallow all e sperm.

in case ur friends joystick vanish .he should ask his wife oooh

vybzkartel:


How?

If your speculations about her being a witch is true then she should attend meetings at nights and she can't do that without a broom. Witches stride on brooms. The ones I've seen tho.

My advice is that you keep all the brooms in the house away from her and watch how she will behave at night.

Why do i have dis funny feelin dat it's ur wife nt ur friend's..abi nairalanders

Take her to Cele so they can put chains and padlock round her neck and lmprison the demons ...the caption got me cracking up

tell your friend to use this....























if not his Dick is the next "item" to be swallowed

the husband does NOT complain, it is over sabi people like you that will come here and put other people's issue for your head... smh!
shouldnt you have told what you wrote here to YOUR FRIEND instead of us?!