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A Blond at the Bar by vizion: 5:00pm On Dec 17, 2005 |
> Homer, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar > around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the > bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was now > on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a > ledge of a tall building preparing to jump. > The blonde looked at Homer and said, "Do you think > he'll jump?" Homer said, "You know, I bet he'll > jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." > Homer placed 20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're > on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, > the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling > to his death. > The blonde was very upset and handed her 20 dollars > to Homer, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money." > Homer replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this > earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." > The blonde replied, "I did too; but I didn't think > he'd do it again." > Homer took the money........... |
Re: A Blond at the Bar by bagoma(f): 10:29pm On Dec 17, 2005 |
OMG, OMG, cant stop marvelling at the sheer dumbness of the blonde. ha ha ha ha ha ha hah OMG, cant stop laughing ooooo... |
Re: A Blond at the Bar by clemcykul(f): 4:31pm On Feb 12, 2009 |
i think a blondes brain is made up of wasp |
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