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Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by dalaman: 1:11am On Aug 19, 2017 |
Shebi Jesus told his desciples to keep running from.one city to another when they face persecution for his sake and that before they finish running round Israel he'll return. He told them this 2000 years ago according to the story. How and why will a dead man return? Return to do what? Jesus is dead. He is not coming back. Why aren't you expecting any of your ancestors to return but a dead Jewish hippie that died over 200 years ago? 3 Likes |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by YahwehPenis: 1:15am On Aug 19, 2017 |
dalaman:d savoir will surly cum like a thief in d night. He will cum when all hope dat he can cum wld have been lost. Don't giv up hope dat Jesus will cum and reign earth anally. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by dalaman: 1:24am On Aug 19, 2017 |
YahwehPenis: Jesus will cum earth anally. He'll cum explosively all over the earth. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by YahwehPenis: 1:27am On Aug 19, 2017 |
dalaman:he will cum behind d bak of seeners who rejects his cumming. They will scream when he cums behind their bak and raepe his havest. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 1:39am On Aug 19, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer:it's under the influence of God's Holy Spirit.
The Bible is an inspired word of God by the help of the Holy Spirit. Holy men of God were carried along as they spoke and wrote the message that came from heaven. 2Timothy 3:... All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness: That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
lacking form of sspeticism Why would I read the word of God with skepticism when it says: For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword, piercing even to the dividing asunder of soul and spirit, and of the joints and marrow, and is a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart- Hebrews 4:12 and yet, you want me to remain doubtful and unbelieving? It happened to people like you when this scripture says that: For unto us was the gospel preached, as well as unto them: but the word preached did not profit them, not being mixed with faith in them that heard it -Hebrews 4:2 Why would I question God, unless I don't understand a particular scripture? Like I told you earlier, wisdom is found if it is sought after. As for the quran, I have no business with the so-called book! I can refer you to the father of lies ---- the devil! Difference: the holy Word of God is by the inspiration of the Holy Spirit with various languages to bring many lost souls unto salvation. The quran is by the inspiration of men in 'symbolic' and appaling and undecipharable and complex and disheveled and ludicrous language for no common purpose. Verdict --- Christianity is relationship. Islam is religion. Period! Btw.. You should read my signature in case you haven't. There's zero chance you'd convert me to a Christian, so stop trying for your faith's sake. Terrible things might happen. I know I don't have that power and might but I'll keep on pestering and persuading and exhorting and urging and... You |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by YahwehPenis: 1:59am On Aug 19, 2017 |
Jhaytee4all: Don't mynd that son of d devil. If Jesus cum today, he will take us home, but he will be left behind because he refuse to accept d cumming of our lord. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 2:01am On Aug 19, 2017 |
YahwehPenis: #IPerceive. . . |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 2:13am On Aug 19, 2017 |
YahwehPenis: #IPerceive. . . You are someone familiar. . . |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by YahwehPenis: 2:16am On Aug 19, 2017 |
Jhaytee4all:I am a family to Cries our lord who ass promise to return to take us home when he cums soon. 1 Like |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 3:40am On Aug 19, 2017 |
YahwehPenis: You can't fool me. I wasn't born yesterday you know. . . Ain't you otematum |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by OtemAtum: 6:05am On Aug 19, 2017 |
Jhaytee4all: Woke up to this comedy. That moniker owner must be another comic relief. And you're so sure it's me? |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 6:14am On Aug 19, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer:No need to argue with an idiot |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by sonofluc1fer: 8:18am On Aug 19, 2017 |
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Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by sonofluc1fer: 8:30am On Aug 19, 2017 |
Jhaytee4all:Alcohol, weed, holy spirit... Same effect. Jhaytee4all:Were you there? Did you see them write it? You read and believed. Just like that. No evidence apart from that which is in the same book you read those claims. Lol, how silly can one be? Do you expect the Bible to counter its own claims? Would you see an ad for Coke in a pepsi pamphlet? Use your brain small na. Jhaytee4all:My point exactly. Why being so defensive? You believe the Bible without questioning. You believe you have 'truth'... Hence, you leave no space in your heart to consider alternative thoughts. There are many Gods - you believe yours is the correct one, just like many others. Jhaytee4all:You consider yourself wise because you believe a God died for you? This isn't wisdom.. Its wiz-doom.. Jhaytee4all:I agree. And so is the Bible too. Jhaytee4all:Christianity and Islam are both religions. I'm sure you fill that in forms. Don't be ashamed. You practice a religion called Christianity.. Its the full package. 'Christianity is a religion' is just meaningless fluff touted by robots such as yourself. Jhaytee4all:I'd advise you to invest your efforts in more worthy projects. I no come this world come carry person cross. I'm a free man. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 12:18pm On Aug 19, 2017 |
OtemAtum: Good morning sir! That moniker owner must be another comic relief. And you're so sure it's me? Lol. . . Durrhh! Who else? Do you expect someone like me be gullible? I'll give you this three clues that shows you're the owner of that accnt! #1 It's a new accnt #2 your user ID is simply disheartening and uncivilized. Very malicious! #3 you're hiding under the skin of a sheep, whereas, you're a wolf! So? I wasn't born yesternite! |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 12:52pm On Aug 19, 2017 |
sonofluc1fer:God help you Were you there? Did you see them write it? You read and believed. Just like that. No evidence apart from that which is in the same book you read those claims. Lol, how silly can one be? not as silly as you're look, I didn't just read and believe, neither is the Bible a make-believe sort of book. Like i said earlier, it is an inspired word of God through the help of the Holy Spirit. Lemme tell you that, I was partially an atheist, somewhat doubting and feeling skeptic sometimes. But I had an encounter with God! yes! I gave my life to Christ. Do you know how many times I've been saved from death about 3 times by Him? Do you know how far I'd go before I really had to know that THERE IS SOMEONE SOMEWHERE ALWAYS MINDFUL OF ME in whom you don't believe He even exits or think is dead and long gone?. I'd wish to share my living testimony of how I got saved with you, but for the sake of time and lengthy words Do you expect the Bible to counter its own claims? Would you see an ad for Coke in a pepsi pamphlet? Use your brain small na. simply meaningless. Your sample don't have any correlation with the inspired Word of God. . . My point exactly. Why being so defensive? You believe the Bible without questioning. You believe you have 'truth'... Hence, you leave no space in your heart to consider alternative thoughts. There are many Gods - you believe yours is the correct one, just like many others. why would I leave a space in my heart to consider alternative thoughts? Biko, my heart belongs to Jesus. . . My heart is filled with my 'never going to die' faith and not filled with skepticism. I don't reserve space for doubts and worrying. It only shows how hopeless I am. . . However, I'm only defensive because I'M CONTENDING FOR MY FAITH! You consider yourself wise because you believe a God died for you? This isn't wisdom.. Its wiz-doom.. You're sensual. Full of the flesh and with earthly wisdom. I desire the divine wisdom from God as Proverbs says: “ To know wisdom and instruction, 2 To perceive the words of understanding, To receive the instruction of wisdom, 3 Justice, judgment, and equity; To give prudence to the simple, 4 To the young man knowledge and discretion— A wise man will hear and increase learning, 5 And a man of understanding will attain wise counsel, To understand a proverb and an enigma, 6 The words of the wise and their riddles. The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge, 7 But fools despise wisdom and instruction." I advice you to forsake your sins and have the fear of God to obtain divine wisdom from God. Proverbs 2:2-6: So that you incline your ear to wisdom, 2 And apply your heart to understanding; Yes, if you cry out for discernment, 3 And lift up your voice for understanding, If you seek her as silver, 4 And search for her as for hidden treasures; Then you will understand the fear of the LORD, 5 And find the knowledge of God. For the LORD gives wisdom; 6 From His mouth come knowledge and understanding; Christianity and Islam are both religions. I'm sure you fill that in forms. Don't be ashamed. You practice a religion called Christianity.. Its the full package. 'Christianity is a religion' is just meaningless fluff touted by robots such as yourself. Since I've told you the fact that Christianity is more than a religion, I don't need to give you a repetition. God manifested himself in human flesh and was reconciling the world to Himself because of the undying passion he has for us. The real faith Christianity is based on reconciliation and relationship and not religion or other wise as you may tend to think I'd advise you to invest your efforts in more worthy projects. I no come this world come carry person cross. I'm a free man. I can invest my time and efforts on people like you. Who talk say ah go give up easily? The devil? he is a big liar! Who talk say na person cross u cum this world carry? you better go carry your cross follow Jesus and not the devil. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by OtemAtum: 5:52pm On Aug 19, 2017 |
Jhaytee4all: See false accusation. And mind you, don't use the word sheep to qualify me cos I'm no sheep at all. I'm Otem. You can call yourself a sheep, no problem, it's your choice. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 6:02pm On Aug 19, 2017 |
OtemAtum: Ok. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Niflheim(m): 7:02pm On Aug 19, 2017 |
Jesus was a fictional character!!! This is akin to a human seeking salvation from a teddy bear like Super Ted!!! 2 Likes |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by johnw74: 2:30am On Aug 20, 2017 |
1Sharon: sonofluc1fer: and to all the other antichrists here, u also will have your reward: Jud_1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. Rev 22:12 I'm coming soon! I will bring my reward with me to pay all people based on what they have done. Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by johnw74: 3:08am On Aug 20, 2017 |
Jhaytee4all: maybe in him is another kind of familiar, a familiar spirit Definition of familiar spirit. 1 : a spirit or demon that serves or prompts an individual |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by ModusOperandi(f): 3:28am On Aug 20, 2017 |
surely he will, if that G spot is hit right |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 2:33pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
johnw74: Probably. I didn't say that o. Your the one. . . But you could be right. Why? Just take a look at his silly user ID and yes, I know what a familiar spirit is. 'Mammonic' spirit. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by OtemAtum: 3:40pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
johnw74: Where there no mocker in the 'beginning time'? Elijah mocked Baalim, the god of other people. He mocked Ashdod the god of other people too, so guy, there hadn't been anytime in history when there weren't mockers of the gods. Currenlty I am a mocker of all immature gods who don't have sense, e.g Yahweh, Allah, Moloch, Enlil, Gaol, etc. The length of that soon is already more than 2000 years. Don't you think it's high time you started using your brain to think deep? Worldly Music 1:1-5 Chapter One A song of Otem: Think 1. Think of any number in your mind. Add five to that number. Add four to it. Add three to it. Subtract the number you have in your mind from it. Your answer is twelve. 2. Think of a problem that bothers you. Add joy to that problem. Add hope to it. Add solution to it. Take away the problem you thought about. You are now left with joy, hope and solution. 3. Think of what makes life sad to you. Take away your worries. Take away your fear of the future and fear of your afterlife. Take away the fear of nightmares. Take away the fear of death and rumoured wars. Take away your anxiety. Take away the sadness of your bereavement. Take away the fear of the world going to be destroyed. You are left with nothing to fear. 4. Think like a man born in the first century waiting for a son of his god to end the world. Add five centuries to your waiting, add another five centuries. Add another five centuries. Add another five centuries. Now you have twenty centuries and the son of your god has not returned. You are now left with no other option than to start using your brain. 5. Think of all the people who had ever existed. Where are ninety-nine percent of them now? They are dead, so why do you fear the inevitable? Can you popsy cast you inside fire because your name isn't in one of his ancient scrolls? If you daddy can do that to you, then such daddy doesn't have common sense. 2 Likes |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by 1Sharon(f): 3:58pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
Jhaytee4all: Isnt it obvious that he is trolling? |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 4:00pm On Aug 20, 2017 |
1Sharon:#IPerceive You are another suspect 1 Like |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by johnw74: 12:50am On Aug 21, 2017 |
OtemAtum:big diffrence between mocking the true God, and god's that don't exist: Jud_1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. Rev 22:12 I'm coming soon! I will bring my reward with me to pay all people based on what they have done. Rev_20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire. |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by johnw74: 12:51am On Aug 21, 2017 |
1Sharon: i'm not suprised at a God hater calling the truth of the Bible trolling, however your inflammatory mocking of the Opening Post is trolling Finfadei: 1Sharon: |
Re: Will Christ Ever Come? by Nobody: 1:02am On Aug 21, 2017 |
Finfadei:He's coming 1 Like |
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