D1KeleVra:

Cos your bald, skinny, k-legged in front, bow-legged 'hind. . . lol i doubt that babe

lysaa:

one guy is calling u for a cage fight on one thread like that. .the Lord is your strength sha. GO IN PEACE. 

I don't know the full details of your travel schedule but you had a number of visas on your paali (passport). You need to know how much dry fasting and prayer some people do to raise money to get a passport before proceeding to prayer camp or redemption city on Lagos Ibadan expressway to receive laying on of hands for breakthrough for visas. Some of these people go along with their passports too and insist that a man of God MUST lay hands on the passport, anoint it with olive oil and wrap it with white handkerchief so that the day the oyinbo (white man) visa officer receives their application God will touch his heart and he will issue them a visa. Farouk let me tell you something some still do not get the visa and for those who do, they have to reach out to family and friends to raise funds for ticket, some are only able to raise the money when the visa has almost expired. Even me when I want to travel I'm always looking for cheap season tickets, I'll start calling my friends who work in airlines even the ones I had quarreled with. You come get visa and ticket money yanfu yanfu you come dey carry banger and knockout enter aeroplane.

Ah okay I remember it was Xmas day so you wanted to do fireworks with other people's life. Or was it because you boarded a Delta airlines planes that the Niger Delta spirit descended on you.

D1KeleVra:

i, i, i swear i wasn't there

come here and tell me hw u spent ur weekend