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Powerful Blessing.lol If You No Laugh, You Need Prayer.lol by iscocruz(m): 7:29am On Aug 22, 2017 |
Have you ever tried insulting your elder politely with blessings before? if you haven't, you must give it a try but if you ever wanna try it out, I will advice you to find a good blessing bullet proof because your own blessing will be 10 times better than mine what I collected from an elderly man yesterday when I showered him with an effective thunderous blessing . The following conversations ensued between us yesterday. Me : good evening sir Man : good evening my son. May God bless you my son Me:thanks sir and may the angels of the lord send ocean of blessings on your house tonight Man : which house? You Wan make them spoil my house with water abi. I no need that kind water blessing abeg. Me : may caterpillar of blessings crush you this week Man : that caterpillar go first crush you my son Me : may the demonic ancestors that has been hindering your progress turn out to be a blessing in your life Man : I wish you the same Me: may the suicide bomber blessings locate you anywhere you go Man: (the blessing too much that he couldn't contain it,he landed an anointed blessed 6 inches block on my head |
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