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God Is A Manchester United Fan by Holyguy22(m): 6:06pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
After Five years of winning no trophy, the Arsenal Football Club Fans killed their coach Arsene Wenger. He goes to Heaven and God takes him on a tour. He shows Wenger a little 1- bedroom house with a faded Arsenal Flag banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your home, Coach. Most people don't get their own house up here," God said. Mr Wenger looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on the top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all of the windows. Manchester United flags line both sides of the sidewalk with a huge purple and gold Manchester United banner hanging between the marble columns. "Thanks for the home, God, but let me ask you a question. I get this little 1 bedroom house with a faded Arsenal banner, and Alex Ferguson gets a mansion with new Manchester United banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment and then replies, "That's not Ferguson ’s house, that's mine!!" |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by dani1luv: 6:10pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
:d |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by studio43(m): 6:13pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
Na waa o |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by dani1luv: 6:26pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
real wa |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by tayoast(m): 9:29pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
orishirishi |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Officerricky(m): 9:53pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
Bloody nonsense! |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by studio43(m): 10:24pm On Feb 18, 2010 |
Police officer take am easy naw lol |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Holyguy22(m): 8:37am On Feb 19, 2010 |
i am LMFAO from una comments. |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by D1KeleVra(m): 10:06am On Feb 19, 2010 |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Kunbee: 11:30pm On Feb 21, 2010 |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by mrkid(m): 12:51pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
Guy he be like say u don reach heaven b4 |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by r231(m): 12:59pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
ok |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Kunbee: 10:59pm On Feb 22, 2010 |
What |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by DAVE5(m): 2:55am On Feb 23, 2010 |
thats supposed 2 b funny |
Re: God Is A Manchester United Fan by Kunbee: 6:27am On Feb 24, 2010 |
Nah |
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