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President And The Wife by SamMilla1(m): 2:18pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
Last year, the President and Mrs. obasanjo were vacationing in their home state of Ogun. On a venture one day, they stopped at a filling station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Stella's secondary school lover. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, OBJ put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a filling station owner today." She smirked and replied, "No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the Nigeria." |
Re: President And The Wife by SamMilla1(m): 2:21pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here? Doctor: You've had an accident involving a train. Patient: What happened? Doctor: Well, I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first? Patient: Well, The bad news first, Doctor: Your legs were injured so badly that we had to amputate both of them. Patient: That's terrible! What's the good news? Doctor: There's a guy in the next ward who made a very good offer on your shoes |
Re: President And The Wife by SamMilla1(m): 2:31pm On Feb 12, 2007 |
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