Infact, is not easy to be a play boy ooo... It comes with a cost also, which I'm currently passing through. It happens yesterday night when my Bleep mate came visiting to cook me a soup for the weekend. Long story cut short, we had hot Bleep afterwards, then while on it two of my mistresses came unnoticed for their evening session (Lols); fight broke out between them, I need to run to my fellow corper house to calm the tension. Pls how can I mend my way back in their heart.

LIFE OF A FOOTBALL PLAYER!

P. S : He who has not sin before should cast the first stone on me.

Oh boy, o je tan niyen oo (u don enter am) u should even thank ur star dey didn't remove ur front teeth. Na only God knw wetin una dey find upandwn.

Sex everywhere, i dnt even know how to spell this again , is it :
SAXOPHONE or SEXOPHONE ...

O.Peem , just continue...

You no be good strategist o. You can get them back. it will just cost you money

Y is it dt people are misusing He who has not sin before should cast the first stone on me. don't deceive urself with dt

Wonderful achievements. ...while some other people are counting in millions, creating new stuffs and businesses.


Soon Buhari will be blamed.

This one nah achievement?

phintohlar:
Oh boy, o je tan niyen oo (u don enter am) u should even thank ur star dey didn't remove ur front teeth. Na only God knw wetin una dey find upandwn.

Na to.to we dey look for na

RadicallyBlunt:
You no be good strategist o. You can get them back. it will just cost you money

Baba I tried oo, but came without even calling. I think they have had the rumour about me changing girls in my neighborhood.

You have not gotten a job And you are doing like this. Misplaced priority.

If them dash this one HiV now, they will sa it's village pple

yomi007k:


Wonderful achievements. ...while some other people are counting in millions, creating new stuffs and businesses.


Soon Buhari will be blamed.

Oh I should kill masef abi .. Clap for urself. When my time comes I will also count mine too. Remember I still be corp member.

TheManofTomorrow:
You have not gotten a job And you are doing like this. Misplaced priority.


If them dash this one HiV now, they will sa it's village pple

Hiv ke. I take God beg you oo.. Me never wan join my grand mother n father for heaven. Life too sweet

FunnyDude:

Oh I should kill masef abi .. Clap for urself. When my time comes I will also count mine too. Remember I still be corp member.

As a corp member now is d time to plan ur life.

If u can kill ursef pls do because life is so HARD and it wud be worst if it kills u.

Save money, plan, learn skills...life aint easy

FunnyDude:
Na to.to we dey look for na

take am easy oo

FunnyDude:

Hiv ke. I take God beg you oo.. Me never wan join my grand mother n father for heaven. Life too sweet

Then I hope you they Bleep those women with protection?

hmmm corper's life is always like that, pls why is it so?

Continue we are in our secret places watching you and you can't escape from it.

marisdgreat:
hmmm corper's life is always like that, pls why is it so?

Ask your sadist federal Nigerian universities professor why they make graduation so hard in school to the extent u won't even have the time to enjoy school life especially if you attend the Federal owned. But as Corp member u have nothing to worry about anymore aside looking for job after service, no exams, allawee dey alert steady, varieties of punnani around, girls are dying to date us. So many factors contributed to our promiscity behavior.

TheManofTomorrow:
Then I hope you they Bleep those women with protection?

Yes boss I have 10pack Cd in my room. Rough rider, golden circle

yomi007k:


As a corp member now is d time to plan ur life.

If u can kill ursef pls do because life is so HARD and it wud be worst if it kills u.

Save money, plan, learn skills...life aint easy

In this recession na him I want save allawee? Planning is to God cos he owns tomorrow. Skills is a continuous thing.. I can still do that after service year

FunnyDude:

Ask your sadist federal Nigerian universities professor why they make graduation so hard in school to the extent u won't even have the time to enjoy school life especially if you attend the Federal owned. But as Corp member u have nothing to worry about anymore aside looking for job after service, no exams, allawee dey alert steady, varieties of punnani around, girls are dying to date us. So many factors contributed to our promiscity behavior.

no wonder a corper friend from here wants to use your method towards me

It's very simple, if u weren't caught red handed, u lie, she's jus a friend, a niece, ur cousin, ur colleague or whatever.
If if they found u on her(clothes on), u fell on her, she pulled u to her like she was playing, she was seducing u...shikena
If u were caught on her naked(just u), u had a bath and on coming to the room to dress up, she pulled u to herself trying to seduce u, u wanted to get ur cream that fell on the other side of the bed, u slipped etc
If she was naked and u were caught on her with ur clothes on, easy, she was seducing u and u were reluctant, u fell on her because u were trying to shield ur eyes while trying to get her something to put on so she can be descent.
If u were caught both naked(no penetration), u were abt to do it wen u changed ur mind because of ur love for the catcher(call her ur gf).
If u were both naked and doing it(penetration and all) dude say ur dick feel into her pussy.
A player never admits even though he's bn caught red handed, walahi.
Keep straffing bro, b4 marriage snatches u, u are only young once.

marisdgreat:
no wonder a corper friend from here wants to use your method towards me

Really? Pls help the brother out of Konji zone.

Drprecious:
It's very simple, if u weren't caught red handed, u lie, she's jus a friend, a niece, ur cousin, ur colleague or whatever.
If if they found u on her(clothes on), u fell on her, she pulled u to her like she was playing, she was seducing u...shikena
If u were caught on her naked(just u), u had a bath and on coming to the room to dress up, she pulled u to herself trying to seduce u, u wanted to get ur cream that fell on the other side of the bed, u slipped etc
If she was naked and u were caught on her with ur clothes on, easy, she was seducing u and u were reluctant, u fell on her because u were trying to shield ur eyes while trying to get her something to put on so she can be descent.
If u were caught both naked(no penetration), u were abt to do it wen u changed ur mind because of ur love for the catcher(call her ur gf).
If u were both naked and doing it(penetration and all) dude say ur dick feel into her pussy.
A player never admits even though he's bn caught red handed, walahi.
Keep straffing bro, b4 marriage snatches u, u are only young once.

Boss!!! I hail your format oo.. Walahi u dey on point.
Rule1: A player never admit even though he is being caught red handed.
Rule2: Always remember Rule1.
All these girls don enta soup for my hand the more.. Thanks bro

FunnyDude:

Really? Pls help the brother out of Konji zone.

u r not serious i am d only frd he has gotten from nairaland, what of his fellow colleagues or d states he do go for works

@op,just lock up for them all.If you are good at ur game they will come back.Those days at nysc sha...