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The Comedy House by Ajoshberry: 4:15pm On Aug 28, 2017 |
He'd return after decades
Spent in imagination. Month
spent in reality. He'd return to the
House of comedy,here,to crack
an heart-taking,wits-arresting,Emotions-
devouring,Land-quaking joke.
He'd return with a robust neck
Seasoned with weeping nerves.
The joke cracker,Let's hear..... Before he return'd The gym-ed rodents embroided with pleasant 6-packs had summoned a meeting-Impromptu- Behing the large hall-Hall of fame! They'd discuss'd- "Welcome,ye family of pointed teeths. We're here to announce the pending return of the Jester. So,with deep regards floating on apprehended stats. Let's invade the large hall- Hall of fame. And destroy his valuable documents. Let's give room for hanky-panky. Let's disorganize his hood...." In succession of their meeting, They'd prick the discussion by it hem. And now after he'd return. All we heard and will hear is; "A Cracking news that's about to break- It takes time before news are broken here-. The federal territory has been invaded by gyming rats full of unpreceedented mights and stats. We would like to elate your heart that the palace is disorganized....." And after that, they'll deep their deflowered hand Into the draining purse. One hundred and fifty thousand dollars to buy insecticide to eliminate these terrorists-gyming rats. After that they'll demolish the Palace on accounts of the terrorists providence. They'll tame their hearts, They'll tame their wealths. They'll tame their consciousness,patience,love and mistake them for cleverness' Vice. I've heard them talk of it. I've seen it happened. Rats now are braced with heart pouncing powers. I haven't heart of this before; Rats with Bewitching 6-packs,luring hearts Into corruption. Very soon, They'll say,the terrorist have consumed '1000000 dollars' before His arrival. They'll say,yea,they'll fashion a qoute from their glottis company; "None can be underestimated,even rodents are now terrorists." Hmmm...... This Jesters! 17:28:08:15:16 |
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