I know how my dick feels to be wielded all abt in between the legs jus right there under my groins by someone like me who is a chronic fornicator in every sense of the word,Yes I perfectly understand how my dick will always bemoan it's plight unto the maker of the heavens and earth of how the sinful thought in my mind always makes it restless like the breeze of the sea.

Oooooooh I cld imagine my dick saying things like, "oh lord, if only I am a dick to someone else I guess my life will be more easier, cos being this young man's dick is more tedious than working a bank job, cos his thoughts are always sexual as well as sinful,his eyes focuses on nothing like the scripture but rather it dwells daily on the innocent yansh of all this girls parading the streets he walks. And when his mind interpretes the visual image of a gal's yansh, it sends a message which leaves me standing and throbbing wth all virility.

Well for those who care to know, I spent the last four weeks mourning my gf who passed away,I didn't visit the brothel, I didn't look at yansh for too long, I always shift frm gals when they're getting too close and it seems like my preek wants to stand erect like number 1.

Some days ago, a particular gal who is always liberal wth me wth her body whenever I wanna hold her or touch her came around when I was hanging my new 37 inches LG flatscreen tv and she was like " aaaah israel u've finally bought the tv as u told me, aaaaaahhhhh come and hug me, then she flung her hands wide open like a university throwing it's gate open to student for school ativities, I and her soft breasts stared at each other face to face like mayweater and macgregor in the ring when they were listening to the rules of their long talked about fight in las vegas, i was tempted not to hug her buh believe me the temptation frm her sweet body had the better part of me.
After we broke frm the hug, the spirit of lust began to whisper in2 my mind and it began to remind me of how soft this gal's breasts are, I felt like askn for another hug and this time positioning my self in a state of receptivity of her lovely body. My preek tried to sow to me that it is mathematically inclined as it raised to the power of ten even though it was suppressed by my jean trousers.
That was when one of my friend came in to narrate his ordeal to me, I always tell him that he has fvcked more gals than me buh he keeps refuting my claim, one day we were arguing who has a longer dick between me and him cos he's preek his very long,there was a time he fvcked one gal like that in my room and after they left, I went in to tidy the room and behold I saw the three condoms he used and when I saw the unrolled length of the condom that covered his preek,I felt a cold chill, cos I was wondering may be his preek was even touching the gals intestine cos it was very long,I was really fearfully for the gal, cos if that my friend should fvck is wife when he gets married, if she is pregnant, when she delivers, the baby might be born blind cos his preek is long enough to reach where the baby is and poke it's eyes, I told him that he's my oga,buh he'll never accept so one day, we took a measurng tape and we set out to measure our respective preeks, lo and behold, we arrive at the same length, but he's was jus two lines above the inch we both reached lenght wise.

So he told me that his gf came around and they were all lovey dovey, kissing and smooching and loving each other,then he said, after a while, he's girlfriend excused herself and he said when she returned, he asked her what she went to do and she told him that she went to wash up, chai my guy said immediately she said that, his preek fell, he said he loves the "wogo wogo" smell of pvssy and when it's washed before sexs it turns him off, I was beginning to wonder cos I'm also like that I remember when a particular gal did the same thing before we had sex, chai when she told me what she went to do, my preek fell like someone falling frm grace to grass, buh I still fvcked her, cos it's a taboo for a gal to leave unfvcked after she enters my dark room.

So I asked him if he still went ahead to fvck her and he said he managed the pvssy like that, if he had said he didn't fvck her I won't have believed, cos he's a sinner who has no respect for that part of the ten commandment which says, for thou shall not commit fornication, I always feel that the day he finally dies after his sinful life on earth, when he reaches the great white throne to be judged, after he has been judged, while a bus is conveying other sinners on their hell bound destination to the pit of eternal flames, he will be escorted by two angels, wth dried horse skin koboko and he will be frog jumping on his way to hell, while the angels will lavishly sink the gnawing teeth of their koboko into his sinful back while jesus looks away.

In all I'm glad to have him as a friend cos he's doing good financially and he's not a burden to me. Jus that he's a sinner!

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WTF?

Adulterated weed in Action

DarkMagic:
No point

that's the point!

And u expect me to read all this?

May uncircumcised thunder fire me for foolishly reading from the begining to the end

may 3 virgin thunders fire op for this shiiii

may 2 menstrauting thunders fire the first 5 people to comment

may 6 rigid thunders fire this thread and who ever opens it to view

I read everything... Nice write up... By the way ... Please accept my condolences on your girl that kicked the bucket... May her soul rest in peace

SmellingAnus:
I read everything... Nice write up... By the way ... Please accept my condolences on your girl that kicked the bucket... May her soul rest in peace

You honestly believe his girl kicked the bucket

Wayray Well done brother...
this ur writing skill mehn

Jaqenhghar:

You honestly believe his girl kicked the bucket

Seems fictional

Lalas247:

Seems fictional

Hehehe.
He is quite a writer that one
Were have U been

Jaqenhghar:

Hehehe.
He is quite a writer that one
Were have U been

Hiding on that pawpaw tree

SmellingAnus:
I read everything... Nice write up... By the way ... Please accept my condolences on your girl that kicked the bucket... May her soul rest in peace

thanks, God bless you!

jonaifame22:
thanks, God bless you!

Amen bro

Lalas247:

Hiding on that pawpaw tree

Jaqenhghar:

Morning !

Lalas247:

Morning !

u must be a very strong woman, carrying those huge things such as you have at ur back and hips without tiring, I salute u! Cos even hulk hogan with all is muscles, can't carry such mighty things at ur back for so long without dropping them

Lalas247:

Morning !

Morning luv. U good?

jonaifame22:
u must be a very strong woman, carrying those huge things such as you have at ur back and hips without tiring, I salute u! Cos even hulk hogan with all is muscles, can't carry such mighty things at ur back for so long without dropping them

Haha lol I can lift small weight like 5kg

Jaqenhghar:

Morning luv. U good?

Yh where u been since ... ain't seen around
Wts new .. ?

Lalas247:

Yh where u been since ... ain't seen around
Wts new .. ?

Ive been here and there you didnt look well
We good... all is great.

Jaqenhghar:

Ive been here and there you didnt look well
We good... all is great.

Can't seem to find ur ass anywhere
Let me follow u so u won't hide again I'll holla at the other side

Lalas247:

Haha lol I can lift small weight like 5kg

buh when making love, u carry ur boyfriend when he lays untop of you, ain't he more than 5kg

Though no meaning, i laughed

treasuredluv:
Though no meaning, i laughed

I love ur lips, they're full like the moon in february

jonaifame22:
I love ur lips, they're full like the moon in february

jonaifame22:
I love ur lips, they're full like the moon in february