So I'm watching msnbc (yes democrats, I watch msnbc), Chris Mathews is interviewing Howard Dean and they're discussing healthcare. Their conversation slowly fades to the background of my mind as I notice Dean's shirt is almost a full size too small and his collar is basically choking his neck and his wrinkly old skin is spilling over the tight collar in an unsightly fashion. He's wearing a horrid red tie, with white moons scattered all over it and the knot is too tight and is crooked to the side.

The camera switches to Chris Mathews. He's no better. He has more wrinkly neck skin hanging over the side of his neck. He's wearing a red pokerdot tie that doesn't match the stripped off-white shirt that looks like it didn't get enough bleach the last time it was washed.

I started thinking . . .

   99.9% of women on TV who anchor news shows are attractive, sometimes very (esp on foxnews, its disgusting atimes how "sexy" they dress). But I cannot think of 1 single man on tv news who is as attractive as the females. Chris Mathews? zero, Bill Oreilly? zero, Wolf Blitzer? zero. Maybe only Anderson Cooper has some zing, but word is the guy is gay so zero for him.

Why are we women subjected to watching toads and frogs on our daily news while the men get serious eye candy? This is unfair! and until this unjust issue is addressed, ladies let us boycott news shows with toads as hosts
            

Its true. . .Only Alan Colmes gives any food for sore eyes

This same Alan Colmes      [img]http://2.bp..com/_igm552T_UPA/SUrTM_5eVmI/AAAAAAAAAbo/Sx81KP_04Rw/s400/alan-colmes.jpg[/img]
On behalf of women everywhere enough is enough! give us handsome broadcasters now! Doyin you can go and submit your application to CNN asap.

women shouldn't be watching the news, don't they have better things to do like the laundry and cooking.

bawomolo:

women shouldn't be watching the news, don't they have better things to do like the laundry and cooking.

my thoughts exactly. . .

@jesoul
oya, get to mending!

bawomolo:

women shouldn't be watching the news, don't they have better things to do like the laundry and cooking.

See this one, you forget say na america you dey? roles are reversed here. So. Young man, where is my food? get back into that kitchen and don't make me ask you again  

netotse:

my thoughts exactly. . .

@jesoul
oya, get to mending!

As for you, you can prepare my lunch for tomorrow. Jollof and egusi will do, and a get me smoothie while you're at it

JeSoul:

Doyin you can go and submit your application to CNN asap.

Ahn Ahn na. . . .You want to kill women with too much fineness be that na.

Larry King will satisfy the ladies' rapacious appetite jare.

true sha.

the attractive women far outnumber the attractive men.

why is that.

bawomolo:

women shouldn't be watching the news, don't they have better things to do like the laundry and cooking.

Hehehehehe

@ JeSoul
Aren't you meant to be in the bedroom procreating Lil Juniors?

bawomolo:

women shouldn't be watching the news, don't they have better things to do like the laundry and cooking.

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Please, most of the fine chicks on Fox yarn pure nonsense.

Meanwhile, Je Soul, Im sure you must have forgotten this handsome negro on Fox:

Ibime:

Please, most of the fine chicks on Fox yarn pure nonsense.

Meanwhile, Je Soul, Im sure you must have forgotten this handsome negro on Fox:

I don't think he is an anchor, so he wouldn't count.

FL Gators:

hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

lol, girl don't take him serious jare. You know he can only vent his frustration and type that on the internet and not try that in real life

doyin13:

Ahn Ahn na. . . .You want to kill women with too much fineness be that na.

Bring it on make we judge for ourselves

Larry King will satisfy the ladies' rapacious appetite jare.

Kai! larry King is the king of toads

chic2pimp:

Hehehehehe

@ JeSoul
Aren't you meant to be in the bedroom procreating Lil Juniors?

How can I procreate when I'm tormented day and night by horrid creatures on my tv screen?

tpia.:

true sha.

the attractive women far outnumber the attractive men.

why is that.

Good question, and I think the answer is very obvious. Its a man world right? why won't they surround themselves with what pleases their eyes?

Ibime:

Please, most of the fine chicks on Fox yarn pure nonsense.

Meanwhile, Je Soul, Im sure you must have forgotten this handsome negro on Fox:

  Marc Lamont reminds of this co-worker of mine who was hired for a 6 month contract. Dude was fine as hell, but his attitude and character was gutter and such a turn-off, and pretty soon, he began to look really, I mean really ugly to me.

Marc Lamont is a fine dude, but zombies and obamabots, who've been pre-packaged and pre-programmed to think and respond in only one way - to defend the black man regardless of the issue - are a total turn-off. I don't think he's ever had an original thought or position in his entire life.

  I will take a thinking toad over an empty-headed hunk - ehm, most of the time 

JeSoul:

I will take a thinking toad over an empty-headed hunk

The name is Professor Marc Lamont Hill (PHD with distinction). . . .someone of your ilk should try and achieve Masters first, before yarning megedefegede about the honourable professor.

^^Please. Having a pHd in front of your name does not mean you got it upstairs.

  That lunatic that shot down 3 of her co-professors last week was also a pHd professor. Some of the wisest people I've come across were seasoned old men and women who didn't have the chance to get a "professional" education. I will rather sit at their feet and learn than swallow the robotic responses that Hill regurgitates every time I see him.

Moving on . . . Fellas, is Hill the only one you have to show for yourselves? were are the other handsome men on tv?

anderson 360 no do you?

FL Gators:

hisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

do the laundry, cook food, mop the floor, help the kids with assignment. now tell me where there is time to watch CNN?

bawomolo:

anderson 360 no do you?

do the laundry, cook food, mop the floor, help the kids with assignment. now tell me where there is time to watch CNN?

dont mind all these pple jo. . .

@JeSoul and FL
the fact that you ppl have time to be coming here to talk back to the elders means you either are slacking in your duties, or you are yet to find anyone that thinks youses lot worthy of assigning said duties to. . .oya confess!

netotse:

dont mind all these pple jo. . .

@JeSoul and FL
the fact that you ppl have time to be coming here to talk back to the elders means you either are slacking in your duties, or you are yet to find anyone that thinks youses lot worthy of assigning said duties to. . .oya confess!

lol you dey crase?
Are you done cleaning my toilet?
And you dont talk back to the person that's gonna sign your paycheck.

bawomolo:

anderson 360 no do you?

do the laundry, cook food, mop the floor, help the kids with assignment. now tell me where there is time to watch CNN?

Let's not turn this into a sexist argument. The koko of the mater is, ugly men plenty for this world.
Even for News Network, dem no fit find cute men.

FL Gators:

lol you dey crase?
Are you done cleaning my toilet?
And you dont talk back to the person that's gonna sign your paycheck.

can we move straight to the action part dear? i told you i dont feel up to role play tonight. . .oya mama kemi go and wait for me inside i'm coming

what a funny thread!

there's Keith Olbermann!

bawomolo:

anderson 360 no do you?

He's gay so he's disqualified

FL Gators:

lol you dey crase?
[b]Are you done cleaning my toilet?
And you dont talk back to the person that's gonna sign your paycheck.[/b]Let's not turn this into a sexist argument. The koko of the mater is, ugly men plenty for this world.
Even for News Network, dem no fit find cute men.

ROTFLOL FL na correct girl. Netotse are you done cleaning the toilet yet? she won't sign your paycheck oh! lol

davidylan:

what a funny thread!

there's Keith Olbermann!

Kai, see how low the men have fallen Keith Olberman is the best you gat? well he's not too bad sha, light years better than Mathews that's fo sho.

keith is over 50, he looks very good for his age.

Wait there are some good looking guys on Fox:

David Briggs
Bill Hemmer

Clayton Morris too.

I typed in David Briggs on google and first came up with this    


Lol, and then I found this below it David Briggs, Foxnews and breathed a sigh of relief. Not bad sha.

But none of them are anchors of a show now are they? at least not a major show on primetime . . . when will any of these replace the likes of Blitzer and oh gosh, Larry King? 

lol The younger finer David Briggs co-anchors Fox and Friends on weekends. Bill Hemmer is on the daytime news.

Anderson 360 is gay?

Phuck that dude. . . Im never watching his show again!

Ibime:

Anderson 360 is gay?

Phuck that dude. . . Im never watching his show again!

lol, *me and my mouth fingers* forget I ever mentioned it, the guy is still a top notch reporter now  .[s] It was reported recently that he and his boyfriend are planning to adopt a haitian kid soon. [/s]

davidylan:

lol The younger finer David Briggs co-anchors Fox and Friends on weekends. Bill Hemmer is on the daytime news.

Does anybody really watch it except when they say something controversial and make the news? lol.

sean hannity is handsome. anybody mentioned him yet?

joe scarbourough is also handsome. both are married though. and both are f--king republicans

hey, did anyone mention lou dobbs? . . .

what of glenn beck, rick sanchez, these guys are ok but married
@jesoul
how come u strangely started looking for handsome anchors? look my dear, in case you are looking for some dude . . . i'm always vailable you know . . and i'm handsome, ask tayo D,

and msnbc wants to give me some contract to anchor for them but we are yet to agree on the pay, you know, my manager is still negotiating the pay . . .