A Letter to ASUU PRESIDENT
From
BRIGHT AGBONIFO
BRYT DE'POET

Dear Sir!

Daniella was born a day after Aliu gained admission into Ambrose Alli university, Daniella now has a boyfriend, and Aliu is still in school.
He walked into AAU with a strand of beard.
After the long strike in 2013, He came back with more strands of beards. You need to see what he now has on his lower jaw, chin and face - A forest of beards, a very thick and dark forest, with little or no chin again.

Mother said she needs to carry Aliu's son but Junior cannot come if Aliu does not have a job. Job cannot come if Aliu does not become a university graduate that he has dreamt to be before the unfortunate Nationwide strike. He was already counting days to his graduation and he had bought graduation drinks already.

Sir, Aliu does not even know where he stands again, he is totally devastated and completely confused, last time he thought of leaving the Certificate Pursuit and travel to Europe through Sahara Desert by bus, the other time he almost concluded on impregnating one Muslim Girl(Farida) and taking her home to settle in the village and maybe contest for the position of the village shrine sec gen, what a "kpene-kpene".

Sir, you have held him back for too long.
You struck him before perhaps he didn't feel it but not this one. The first time, He lost his crush Hilda, please, don't let it happen again. Bae cannot
wait for too long for yahoo boys are everywhere around Hilda, u should know what that means.

Sir, He know you have issues. He has issues
too; he has bills to pay. We can find a common ground. Don't put
sand in his garri, and he won't put salt in your
tea.

Please call off this strike and, you can strike again a day after his graduation party and stay as long as you want to if even necessary because your issues with those I refer to as "Striking Strikers" would be resolved before then. Let the enemies from Aliu's village not rejoice
over him. Sir, this is Africa.

Thanks as I look forward to your anticipated cooperation.

Yours in Aluta Struggle
Bright Agbonifo
300level Student
Biology Education
Ambrose Alli University, Ekpoma

Cc

Seun
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Mynd44

Please let's take this to front page Till the letter gets to the ASUU President and the federal government

Source : http://www.collegegist.com.ng/2017/09/a-letter-to-ASUU-president-by-bright.html?m=1

balderdash! Do you pay your fees to ASUU?