Random Jokes


1) Ladies.. If yhur Boyfrnd Seniors you with over
10years Pls be respectful to Him and Call him Names
like....
Sirboo, Elderboo,Ogasugar,Seniorhoney

2) Today was my first time in court, so i heard the
Judge saying"Order, Order" $ I shouted Chicken and
Chips....
Now i'm Locked in a Dark room, and am sure they still
will bring my Order

3) i Paid 42k To swim at Eko Hotel you say i shuld not
drink the water.. I Pay 80k to sleep in Silverhotel and you say i should
not unirate on the bed Now i pay 20K Just for Rice, chicken and Wine and you
say I should Not lick the Plate
Bros Who send you?? Kwam let me Deliver You

4) Nigeria Sef....
How can two policemen be sharing One gun!!
Kai... Naija I hail oo

5) Dont Depand on Anybody Even NEPA Office has a
Generator
You are free to Argue with your Ancestors

6)"WITCHCRAFT" is when A Yoruba Girl Had an
Accident she quickly Picked her phone, Logged in and
Posted
"Just had an Accident"
#Injury fell on me
#I need sometin Lite
#Red on Legs
#Blood on Fleek, Feeling Like Dying with Okoko Sampson And
93others..

7) one Guy Hosted a BDay Party for a Girl In My street
and another guy Proposed to Her Publicly at tHe same
party and she said Yes!!
:
My Friends have been separating fight since
Morning.....
And Here i am Toasting the Girl again Who Knows

My Yoruba Roommate Came Back Drunk Last Night
Asking Me To Pls Help him Hold The House steady So
That He can Open the door

9) Those Of You guys That are Busy telling girls you
met on Facebook That you are Missing Them..
Pls What are you Missing?? Her Handwritting Or Her
Photogenic Voice??
Am With my Village people inCase you want to Meet
Them ;(

10) somebori said Slim Girls Wear bra Just to Protect
their Lungs Hehe Am jst asking oo Keke wait for me nah

No. 4

My fav is #2