Have you ever imagined what it feels like for an ibo man to have a beautiful daughter? If you haven't then you are free to ask me anything about it because I am from ibo and what I am about to say now is 100 percent true .when an ibo man has a beautiful daughter ,all he does is to sit down with a calculator and when that happens, you know that he is trying to calculate the total amount of what he has spent on that beautiful girl including bonus and add on and once he is done,he might come up with an official price tag of 5-10 million naira excluding bonus and add on as bride price for her 18 year daughter(sometimes I dey wonder if na buy we dey buy them abi no be borrow we bin dey borrow them before? ) and this has prevented guys from getting married over the years but as for me, I have figured out a way to reduce or even take her for free if possible(hahahha) and that has been working for young guys recently.so babes, make una try tell una papa to reduce the official price wey dem Don put for una head or we will officially reduce it by given you guys a golden Fifa for belle and when that happens, you guys will officially become a free agent and you will have no other choice that to sign a free contract with us...

Funny but seriously sounds great