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Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Nobody: 12:43am On Sep 08, 2017
Back then, long before the era of texting and social networking there was only one way for a boy to prove his sincere feelings for a girl: By writing a love letter.

Any boy serious about catching the attention of the girl he fancied knew better than to do it in simple English. He had to find the right big words.

If his vocabulary was lacking, there was always that nerdish classmate of his who, for a fee in cash or kind, could take on the role of scribe plenipotentiary.

Either that or the boy could copy verbatim from a love letter already written by someone else.
And so, the typical love letter is something like this:

"My dearest, sweetest, most magnificent, paragon of beauty, I hope this letter finds you in a current state of sound body and mind.
"Even as I put pen to paper, my adrenalin is ascending on the Richter scale, my temperature is rising, the mirror in my eyes have only your divine reflection, the wind vane of my mind is pointing north, south and east at the same time.
"Indeed, when I sleep, you are the only thought in my medulla oblongata and I dream about you..."

Please Comment with your own example of love letter and let's have fun.

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Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Divay22(f): 12:52am On Sep 08, 2017
I took my golden pen from the basket of love, just to write you this letter... cheesy cheesy
And that sheepish smile you keep while reading it, that draws everyone's attention close to you and they want to read too..

At the end... They'll draw a heart and tattoo an arrow across it.....

Well someone torn my first love letter tho angry

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Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Fidelismaria: 2:18am On Sep 08, 2017
undecided
I Neva wrote a love letter
I find it unproductive
if you like a girl simply walk up to her and talk it out
save yourself hours of writing long epistle of rubbish

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Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by ibkkk(f): 4:44am On Sep 08, 2017
Dear Ibk,how is your studies and everything surrounding you?I hope you are fine, if so, DOXOLOGY grin

I just want you to know you are the only sugar in my tea. You are the only cockroach in my cupboard. You are the only fish in my ocean... cheesy grin
I've forgotten the rest.

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Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by ricki: 6:28am On Sep 08, 2017
Fidelismaria:
undecided

I Neva wrote a love letter

I find it unproductive

if you like a girl simply walk up to her and talk it out

save yourself hours of writing long epistle of rubbish

u wanna denied nigga the joy and satisfaction of dismay, uncertainty and heart trobbing ........ bikonu u be wicked o. Wats de fun in cut and chase - Golden pen need work too na??
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Ladyjumong(f): 7:02am On Sep 08, 2017
lol, i do prefer to tell u i love u through actions, am one of the types having hard times expressing their feeling

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Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Chiboi404: 11:19pm On Sep 08, 2017
I was severely punished the day my love letter landed on my headmistress deck at age 10 since den I quit writing to girl rather I burst dem and give my words
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Nobody: 11:55pm On Sep 08, 2017
Divay22:
I took my golden pen from the basket of love, just to write you this letter... cheesy cheesy
And that sheepish smile you keep while reading it, that draws everyone's attention close to you and they want to read too..

At the end... They'll draw a heart and tattoo an arrow across it.....

Well someone torn my first love letter tho angry
I remember those lines.

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Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Divay22(f): 12:03am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn coman tell us what you did..
I know you wrote
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by McBrooklyn(m): 12:09am On Sep 09, 2017
Divay22:
McBroo.klyn coman tell us what you did..
I know you wrote

Fact is, exciting as those love letters shît may seems, I really can't recall writing one during my primary/secondary school days... It just ain't my thing... I always love saying my mind f2f, things "men" like us do... LOL cheesy
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Divay22(f): 12:13am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn:


Fact is, exciting as those love letters shît may seems, I really can't recall writing one during my primary/secondary school days... It just ain't my thing... I always love saying my mind f2f, things "men" like us do... LOL cheesy
So boys write letters and "men"like you, say it out undecided
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by McBrooklyn(m): 12:27am On Sep 09, 2017
Divay22:

So boys write letters and "men"like you, say it out undecided

LOL... I didn't mean exactly that but something similar, sweet... Don't shoot me in the leg abeg cheesy
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Divay22(f): 12:52am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn:


LOL... I didn't mean exactly that but something similar, sweet... Don't shoot me in the leg abeg cheesy
Hmm
Lemme call lefulefu then
Just hope he won't doesn't belong to the "men"gang.

It's way pass your bed time angry
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by McBrooklyn(m): 12:54am On Sep 09, 2017
Divay22:

Hmm
Lemme call lefulefu then
Just hope he won't doesn't belong to the "men"gang.

It's way pass your bed time angry

LOL... Like you ain't a fan of the so-called " Men Gang"... undecided tongue


12:54am ain't no where near my bed time, Madame... cheesy
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Divay22(f): 1:01am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn:


LOL... Like you ain't a fan of the so-called " Men Gang"... undecided tongue


12:54am ain't no where near my bed time, Madame... cheesy
I don't know them o, except you.
It's Saturday tho(work free day) i understand
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by McBrooklyn(m): 1:03am On Sep 09, 2017
Divay22:

I don't know them o, except you.
It's Saturday tho(work free day) i understand

LOL.. You sef don dey sabi better person be that... tongue


Yeah... But why do you like sleeping late sef?? undecided
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Divay22(f): 1:25am On Sep 09, 2017
McBrooklyn:


LOL.. You sef don dey sabi better person be that... tongue


Yeah... But why do you like sleeping late sef?? undecided
If the better person is you sadZero it..

I don't know..
Currently sleep seems to be miles away from me..but since it won't come I'll have to go to him.... Good morning.
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by McBrooklyn(m): 1:32am On Sep 09, 2017
Divay22:

If the better person is you sadZero it..

I don't know..
Currently sleep seems to be miles away from me..but since it won't come I'll have to go to him.... Good morning.

LOL... Dey do shakara there... cheesy


SMH... More like the popular saying "If the mountain does not go to Muhammad, Muhammad will go to the mountain"... Sleep fall on you, anyways... tongue
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Nobody: 8:44am On Sep 13, 2017
Lol, Which ocean chai
ibkkk:
Dear Ibk,how is your studies and everything surrounding you?I hope you are fine, if so, DOXOLOGY grin

I just want you to know you are the only sugar in my tea. You are the only cockroach in my cupboard. You are the only fish in my ocean... cheesy grin
I've forgotten the rest.
Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by ibkkk(f): 8:51am On Sep 13, 2017
naijalatestblog:
Lol, Which ocean chai

Atlantic Ocean grin

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Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by AkProsper(m): 10:31am On Sep 13, 2017
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Re: Funny: How We Expressed Our Feelings With Love Letters by Jadoskii(m): 10:57am On Sep 13, 2017
I was busy peeping under their skirts to even think of writing a love letter..lmao,foolish me....good ol days

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