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Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by rezzy: 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
Following
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by pol23: 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
Pastors....
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by YINKS89(m): 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
Na real power gone wrong grin
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by MrMystrO(m): 9:18pm On Dec 12, 2017
Really?? My own thread had to be closed and this one pushed to FP. Hmmmm Alright then.
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by victorazyvictor(m): 9:19pm On Dec 12, 2017
APC said they will restore Nigeria after 2yrs and nothing has happened.
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Referendum50(f): 9:22pm On Dec 12, 2017
Nice
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by martineverest(m): 9:24pm On Dec 12, 2017
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.
number 4
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Heylius(m): 9:27pm On Dec 12, 2017
Na their way.
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Nobody: 9:32pm On Dec 12, 2017
This was an interesting but funny read undecided
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Janyves(m): 9:32pm On Dec 12, 2017
What a hilarious publication......
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by AfroSamurai: 9:34pm On Dec 12, 2017
Honestly, all this remind me of 1000 ways to die. Foolish fools who think they're gods.

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Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by tolguy(m): 9:40pm On Dec 12, 2017
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.
read again
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by osazsky(m): 9:40pm On Dec 12, 2017
wat of preachers in nairaland who claimed dey could generate 1000 odd for people and gullible followers still believed in them, if dey had the powers they wouldn't share it online no matter d price,
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by mammanbawa: 9:48pm On Dec 12, 2017
Sometimes it's not about religion or faith, it's common sense.
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by MrCross: 9:48pm On Dec 12, 2017
Goddygee:
Sometimes, the most gullible person in a cult is its leader. When a man sweeps a whole crowd up in the idea that God has declared him His prophet and blessed him divine powers, it’s not always because he’s a con man. Some of these people just genuinely believe they have magical powers.And that’s when it can be really dangerous. Because when they put those powers to the test, it can lead to absolute disaster.




10 The Prophet Who Slit A Man’s Throat And Promised To Bring Him Back To Life



In 2014, Muhammad Sabir convinced a whole crowd of followers in Pakistan that he was a prophet of God with miraculous powers. He got them to believe that he had power over death—and he was so persuasive that he even convinced himself.
So, when he asked for someone in his congregation to experience death and rebirth , his follower, Muhammad Niaz, was only too eager to volunteer. While a whole crowd watched, Niaz let Sabir tie him down to a table. Then Sabir slit Niaz’s throat.
Sabir chanted the sacred words while the crowd watched with bated breath, waiting to see Niaz spring back to life. Finally, Sabir commanded him to rise, and nothing happened. For a long moment, everyone watched, trying to understand what was happening. Then Sabir, who apparently clicked in that he didn’t really have magic powers, turned around and started running as fast he could.
An angry mob ran Sabir down and handed him over to the police, who arrested him for murder. But somehow, Niaz’s family’s faith in Sabir remains unshaken. “Why should I mourn when I know that my brother is in heaven?” Niaz’s sister has said. “He will be rewarded for his services for the spiritual leader in the afterlife.”



9
The Tantric Who Tried To Kill A Man With Black Magic On Live TV

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NpwCuv_izn4


Pandit Sharma called himself India’s most powerful tantric. He claimed he could use black magic to make nearly anything happen, and he really believed it—so much so that when skeptic Sanal Edamaruku challenged him to use his powers to kill him on live TV , Sharma agreed.
The two stood in front of a live studio audience while Sharma chanted magic words and sprinkled water on Edamaruku’s face. When that didn’t do anything, Sharma started moving a knife around his body, pressing his fingers on his head and writing Sanal’s name on a paper and burning it, but all he could do to Edamaruku was make him laugh.
It went on for two hours before Sharma gave up. Edamaruku, he declared, must worship a powerful god who is protecting him, but Edamaruku told him, “No, I’m an atheist.”
Edamaruku thought he’d exposed a fraud, but when it was all over, he spotted Sharma sitting in the corner of the room looking dejected and confused. Sharma, he began to believe, really didn’t think he was a fraud. “Perhaps he really believed,” Edamaruku wrote later, “he would be able to kill me.”


8
The Preacher Who Thought He Was Immune To Snake Venom


Kentucky preacher Jamie Coots believed that God had given him divine protection from
snakebites . He made it a big part of his act. He would stand in front of his congregation with snakes in his hands, telling them that the Bible commands all Christians to “take up serpents.”
The snakes didn’t exactly leave him alone. He got bit nine times, but each time, he survived because of what he believed was God’s divine intervention. He was so sure God was protecting him that when a woman in the congregation got bit, he insisted that nobody take her to the hospital , which didn’t exactly pan out because she died on the church floor.
Coots, though, chalked that up to her lack of faith—until he got his tenth and final snakebite in 2014. He was again so confident that God would heal him that his congregation chased away the ambulance that came to help him. But this time, God didn’t come through. Within an hour, Coots was dead.
Coots’s congregation’s faith remains unshaken. Today, his son Cody has taken his father’s place, and like his father before him, he insists on toughing it out whenever a rattlesnake bites him, insisting, “It’s the word of the Lord.”


7
The Pastor Who Crushed A Woman With A Speaker

In 2016, a self-proclaimed prophet in South Africa told his followers that if Jesus could walk on water, they, too, could do anything with
faith . And he was going to prove it.
He ordered a young woman in the praise team to lay down in front of the congregation and then got his ushers to put a heavy PA speaker on her chest. She would not die, he promised, because God would not allow it. Then he climbed on top of the speaker himself and sat atop it, inviting the church to marvel at how the woman wasn’t even letting out so much as a peep of complaint.
When they took the speaker off her, they found out why she wasn’t fussing: She was dead. Her ribs had been crushed under the weight of the speaker, and she had died almost instantly.
The pastor, though, insisted it wasn’t his fault. The woman died, he told the police, because she had “little faith.” It was her fault, he insisted, for not being able to “withstand a very simple task.”


6
The Preacher Who Trusted God To Cover His Taxes


William Miller was pretty sure the the world was going to end on October 22, 1844. The colonists of America, he believed, had been sent to the New World to prepare the new kingdom of God, and Jesus would soon return. And he wasn’t the only one who believed it. He had a whole cult of people behind him.
The world, of course, did not end in 1844, but one of Miller’s followers, Peter Armstrong, refused to lose faith. He became convinced that the only reason Jesus hadn’t returned was because the Americans had failed to prepare an earthly sanctuary for Christ’s return. So, he spent every penny he had to buy 181 acres of land in Pennsylvania and invited Jesus to move in.
To make sure the land was truly God’s land, he signed the title over to “Almighty God, who inhabiteth Eternity, and His heirs in Jesus Messiah.” When the US government came to collect property taxes, though, God didn’t pay up—and they didn’t really buy into Armstrong’s argument that God didn’t need to pay.
The government ended up forcing Armstrong to sell the property to pay the money he owed in back taxes. The Holy Land went back on the market because God hadn’t covered His taxes.


5
The Prophet Who Challenged A Pride Of Lions To A Fistfight


Alec Ndiwane, a South African preacher, is said to have been visiting Kruger National Park in 2016 when he suddenly became convinced that the Holy Spirit had filled him the strength of Samson. He had been given the power, he declared, to kill a lion with his bare hands —and he was going to prove it.
Ndiwane supposedly spotted a pride of lions eating an impala and announced that he was going to take them out. Then he is claimed to have opened up the car door, stepped outside, and started charging straight at the lions.
The entire pride of lions simultaneously stopped eating and charged at Ndiwane, who, in what was apparently a brief moment of lucidity, changed his mind and tried to get back into the car. Lions, however, are faster than South African preachers, and they tackled him.
Ndiwane probably would have died if it wasn’t for a park ranger scaring the lions off with warning shots. Still, Ndiwane was seriously injured and shaken. When it was all over, he was more confused than anything.
Struggling to understand what had gone wrong, he allegedly told the press, “I thought the Lord wanted to use me to show His power over animals.”


4
The Bishop Who Paid A Man To Play Dead


Nigerian bishop Emmanuel Esezobor, according to an allegation, accidentally killed a man in 2016 by trying to fake a miracle . The man’s family says that Esezobor offered him 500,000 Nigerian nairas to climb into a coffin and play dead until Esezobor gave him the word. Then, the man would rise up in front of his congregation and prove that Esezobor had power over life and death.
The man signed on for the deal, but things went wrong when they started planning a little too far in advance. The coffin Esezobor put him in was airtight, and while he waited for his cue, the man ran out of oxygen and suffocated inside.
When the big moment came, and Esezobor ordered him to rise, the man didn’t move—because he was actually dead.


3
The Mutt Chief Who Thought He Would Be Resurrected

Ganeshyogi Maharaj of Mayurshwar, India, believed that he had death-defying powers. As far as his followers were concerned, he’d proven it. While they watched, he’d drank
poison and let snakes bite him—and every time, he had defied death.
In 2014, though, he declared that he would perform his ultimate miracle. Before their very eyes, he would die and pass over to the
afterlife . Then, after three days, he would return to them, alive once more. The crowd watched as he drank 200 milliliters of insecticide and fell dead in front of them. Then they stayed up all night praying and waiting for him to return.
He didn’t. They kept waiting, but Maharaj stayed dead, and pretty soon, his body started to rot.
The followers still wouldn’t let the police bury him. They had to have doctors run ECG tests to prove that Maharaj really was clinically dead and wasn’t coming back before they could get the followers to finally put him under the ground.


2
The Prophet Who Buried Himself Alive


In 2015, Zimbabwean prophet Shamiso Kanyama believed that one of his follower’s homes was cursed by evil spirits. The family that lived there had fallen on hard times. The only way to fix them, Kanyama believed, was if he died. Kanyama would cross over to the underworld, where he could exorcise the evil spirits from the home.
He ordered five of his followers to dig a pit in front of the house and bury him alive inside. Buried under the earth, he promised them, he would “gain power to drive away the evil forces” and heal their home.
The family’s neighbor, who was actually sane, tried to stop them from burying the man alive, but Kanyama yelled at the man who was trying to save his life until he gave up. He told the man he was disturbing his angels and insisted his followers bury him alive , no matter who tried to stop them.
Which they did. The men buried their prophet alive and then waited for him to complete his mission in the afterlife. Then they dug the pit back up, and sure enough, they found Kanyama’s dead and motionless body at the bottom.
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1
The Faith Healer Who Pretended He Could Cure Polio


Jack Coe was an American faith healer . He went around the country setting up tents, preaching, and claiming he could heal the sick with the power of faith. And for years, people believed him—until he nearly killed a three-year-old boy in 1955.
The little boy’s parents had brought him out to see Coe in Miami, hoping Coe could heal the child’s polio , and Coe was pretty confident he could. He told the boy to take off his leg braces and walk. Then he told his congregation to rejoice. The boy had been cured!
Except that he hadn’t. The boy still had polio, and struggling to walk without braces made it much worse. The boy was now in constant pain and was sicker than ever.
Coe was arrested and charged with practicing medicine without a license, but the case was dismissed because in Florida, faith healers were exempt from the law. Coe nearly got away scot-free, until something happened that’s hard not to chalk up to divine intervention.
Nearly immediately after the suit was dismissed, Coe contracted polio himself. Within a few weeks, he died of the very disease he’d pretended to heal.

Maybe miracles really do happen after all.



Source: http://listverse.com/2017/08/29/10-self-proclaimed-holy-men-whose-miracles-went-horribly-wrong/


This part got me laughing so hard>
"The entire pride of lions simultaneously stopped eating and charged at Ndiwane, who, in what was apparently a brief moment of lucidity, changed his mind and tried to get back into the car." Shey he wanted to form samson alagbara

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Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by ivolt: 9:50pm On Dec 12, 2017
Gullible folks everywhere.

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Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by rayobaba(m): 9:52pm On Dec 12, 2017
Chai. Hahaha. I don laugh tire.
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Nowenuse: 9:52pm On Dec 12, 2017
MrCross:


This part got me laughing so hard>
"The entire pride of lions simultaneously stopped eating and charged at Ndiwane, who, in what was apparently a brief moment of lucidity, changed his mind and tried to get back into the car." Shey he wanted to form samson alagbara

Lol grin nor be small thing oo. Come to think if he had succeeded, his followers would have tremendously increased.

Religion is just the most powerful tool in playing with the minds of people.

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Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by bayobabe(f): 9:54pm On Dec 12, 2017
Number 4 is a Nigerian Bishop
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by bart10: 9:56pm On Dec 12, 2017
Firstcitizen:
No naija pastor ni. How come

Obviously you didn’t bother to read. Check No. 4 grin
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by hgnbello(m): 9:58pm On Dec 12, 2017
fake pple every where..
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Rickrux0: 9:58pm On Dec 12, 2017
MrCross:


This part got me laughing so hard>
"The entire pride of lions simultaneously stopped eating and charged at Ndiwane, who, in what was apparently a brief moment of lucidity, changed his mind and tried to get back into the car." Shey he wanted to form samson alagbara
You just had to quote it all.
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by ImaIma1(f): 10:01pm On Dec 12, 2017
What about the man that challenged the lions in University of Ibadan zoo and got killed?
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by slurity1: 10:02pm On Dec 12, 2017
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.
are you sure you are not sleeping?

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Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by GavelSlam: 10:04pm On Dec 12, 2017
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.
Look very well.
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by medexico(m): 10:08pm On Dec 12, 2017
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.

I don't think you read it, you just jumped into conclusion

check number 4
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by dlaw70(m): 10:09pm On Dec 12, 2017
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.



nigga check No:4
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by dingbang(m): 10:09pm On Dec 12, 2017
Thou shall not put the Lord thy God to the test...
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Alfredody: 10:24pm On Dec 12, 2017
josephokoh:
Perplexed no 9ja pastor for the list.
check no. 4
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by Salmoneus(m): 10:27pm On Dec 12, 2017
ALL miracles are FAKE, people are just too dumb to notice..,
Re: 10 Self-Proclaimed Holy Men With Miracles That Went Horribly Wrong by opribo(m): 10:28pm On Dec 12, 2017
Na so..

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