You are a single mum, you are way past due your marriage age and no one is coming, you are married but you don't feel the vibe because you don't get rumpy like you want to be.. Your man isn't hitting it the right way, the naughty skills you have in mind and spontaneous things you have in mind but can't share with your man because he is "holy" and worst of all he can't last long.
I'm not here to fix your problem but I'm here to help you cope with it and I guess you know what that means .
I know you feel shy and dirty and you don't want to come into the public to ask for it but you deeply crave it and you want to do it, so I'm making it easier for you, send me a pm and lets do something about your booring sex life.
Xythan is the name and I'm your's for the taking

OP needs some serious....

Hahahahaha.

MrBrownJay1 aint got no chill..savage. lol

MrBrownJay1:
OP needs some serious....

your joke is funny until your wife or wife to be calls me.. Then you will know it's possible to score own goal from penalty.

Xythan:
your joke is funny until your wife or wife to be calls me.. Then you will know it's possible to score own goal from penalty.

let me educate you on something...

A) the day you see me lose my fukcing mind and get married, pls flog me mercilessly until i get my sense back...
B) if my gf loses her damn mind and decides to cheat on me, then lets be clear on the fact that the joke is on HER (or the donkey she cheated with), and will NEVER be on me.
C) men like you are scavangers/vultures, you are just good at feeding on corpse and/or picking up people's leftover... because thats what you get if some deluded woman decide to cheat with you (leftover from the man who used to be her man)

D) the important question i would like to ask IS: what the hell are you even proud of?! you should be ashamed of yourself.

FINALLY) people like you often die a violent death at the hand of these deluded/deceitful babes's husband or BF

MrBrownJay1:


let me educate you on something...

A) the day you see me lose my fukcing mind and get married, pls flog me mercilessly until i get my sense back...
B) if my gf loses her damn mind and decides to cheat on me, then lets be clear on the fact that the joke is on HER (or the donkey she cheated with), and will NEVER be on me.
C) men like you are scavangers/vultures, you are just good at feeding on corpse and/or picking up people's leftover... because thats what you get if some deluded woman decide to cheat with you (leftover from the man who used to be her man)

D) the important question i would like to ask IS: what the hell are you even proud of?! you should be ashamed of yourself.

FINALLY) people like you often die a violent death at the hand of these deluded/deceitful babes's husband or BF

we wreck homes that should have been broken. That's what we do..
Let's play a game, it's called "what is your mom's address".
Me:Knock, knock,
You know who: who is there?
Me:The guy
You know who:The guy who?
Me:The guy who is here to fvck you till you burned out, Cremation.

Xythan:
we wreck homes that should have been broken. That's what we do..
Let's play a game, it's called "what is your mom's address".
Me:Knock, knock,
You know who: who is there?
Me:you know who
You know who: IS you name YU NO WU, abi?!
my father: let me get my cutlass and see if that useless bastard will remember his damn name

***useless lover sees my father with cutlass and starts running, but dad is too fast for this deluded gigolo****
father: pls at least give me your name before i cut you in pieces , so i can send your body to your family for burial
Me:[s]The guy who is here to fvck you till you burned out, Cremation.[/s] sorry sa, abeg, it was the devil .....

FIXED

... only thing your foolish self is wrecking is your useless life.

Haahhahhahahahhaha


The guys above me are hilarious


hahahahah

I can't stop laughing o


the day you see me lose my fukcing mind and get married, pls flog me mercilessly until i get my sense back This one got me hard

Interesting...

Kikiki

Another one has been released

lmao. interesting. there ain't no free pucci man. stop being delusional

MrBrownJay1:


FIXED

... only thing your foolish self is wrecking is your useless life.

if only your father's diick could stand like the cutlets he will be holding, they wouldn't have gone to ur uncle to get the job done, why not tell us how come you look alot like your uncle..?
Let me help you..
It was a cold lonely night for your mom, she spread her legs and was using her fingers and then your uncle walked in.
The end

Xythan:
You are a single mum, you are way past due your marriage age and no one is coming, you are married but you don't feel the vibe because you don't get rumpy like you want to be.. Your man isn't hitting it the right way, the naughty skills you have in mind and spontaneous things you have in mind but can't share with your man because he is "holy" and worst of all he can't last long.
I'm not here to fix your problem but I'm here to help you cope with it and I guess you know what that means .
I know you feel shy and dirty and you don't want to come into the public to ask for it but you deeply crave it and you want to do it, so I'm making it easier for you, send me a pm and lets do something about your booring sex life.
Xythan is the name and I'm your's for the taking

Height of wickedness

Xythan:
if only your father's diick could stand like the cutlets he will be holding, they wouldn't have gone to ur uncle to get the job done, why not tell us how come you look alot like your uncle..?
Let me help you..
It was a cold lonely night for your mom, she spread her legs and was using her fingers and then your uncle walked in.
The end

bwaaaah, at least you have a wild childish imagination. let me guess, you have such a miserable life that you dream of being a gigolo, pleasuring lonely housewives.... while in real life, the best sex you can ever attain is with your five GFs (aka your 5 fingers)

pls dont let me stop you in the wild nonsense in your mythomane's head.... my little sista is 18 and ripe for your dikc as well, no men could ever satisfy her like you can, and you will surely fly to her bedroom with your magic cape and fukc her brains out til she begs you to stop. thumbs up for you, supa dikcman!

MrBrownJay1:


bwaaaah, at least you have a wild childish imagination. let me guess, you have such a miserable life that you dream of being a gigolo, pleasuring lonely housewives.... while in real life, the best sex you can ever attain is with your five GFs (aka your 5 fingers)

pls dont let me stop you in the wild nonsense in your mythomane's head.... my little sista is 18 and ripe for your dikc as well, no men could ever satisfy her like you can, and you will surely fly to her bedroom with your magic cape and fukc her brains out til she begs you to stop. thumbs up for you, supa dikcman!

fix your English, fix your brain then come back