A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.

The little Boy says:'Dark in here.'
The Man says: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: 'N1000'

A few weeks later it happened again

and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have soccer boots.'
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: 'How much?'
The Boy says :'N5000'
The Man says: 'Fine, I will buy them.'
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:

'Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game.'
The Boy says: 'I can't, I sold them forN6000'
The Father says: 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that, N6000is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church

and make you confess your 'SINS.'

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: 'Dark in here.'

The Priest says: 'Don't start that again!'

THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE!

Lol

Dark in here.

Nooooooooooo

lol, trouble don leave house comot go find the Maga for im house. dis time na overcharge the boy go knack am

Good to see BEAF not posting stuff about Yaradua and Turai for a minute. . . .