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A Man's Complaint About His Wife by Pogistega(m): 7:00am On Feb 28, 2010
Saw this joke on te net.

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through --

So he prayed:

"Dear Lord:
I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through.
So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day. Amen!"

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,
Set out their school clothes,
Fed them breakfast,
Packed their lunches,
Drove them to school,
Went grocery shopping,
Then drove home to put away the groceries,
Then, it was already 01 P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,
Dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor.
Ran to the school to pick up the kids
And got into an argument with them on the way home.
And got the kids organized to do their homework.
Then, set up the ironing board
And watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes
And washing vegetables for salad,
Breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,
He cleaned the kitchen,
Ran the dishwasher,
Folded laundry,
Bathed the kids,
And put them to bed.

At 09 P.M .
He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished,
He went to bed where he was expected to make love,
Which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning,
He awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.
I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back. Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:
'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
But You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night.' grin grin grin
Re: A Man's Complaint About His Wife by jessefly: 1:07pm On Mar 01, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin chei which life
Re: A Man's Complaint About His Wife by Nellyon(f): 1:42pm On Mar 01, 2010
tell them just so they know.e no easy ooo.
Re: A Man's Complaint About His Wife by Kunbee: 11:21pm On Mar 06, 2010
Stale
Re: A Man's Complaint About His Wife by Nellyon(f): 11:56am On Mar 08, 2010
@ kunsoldier ant sorry bee,hater.
Re: A Man's Complaint About His Wife by alexleo(m): 5:08pm On Mar 08, 2010
more wahala for him.
Re: A Man's Complaint About His Wife by Nobody: 5:09pm On Mar 08, 2010
very funny grin grin grin grin grin
Re: A Man's Complaint About His Wife by Kunbee: 10:22pm On Mar 08, 2010
Nellyon:

@ kunsoldier ant sorry bee,hater.

You will get over it wink
Re: A Man's Complaint About His Wife by tayoast(m): 10:55pm On Mar 08, 2010
hahahaha. Nice joke tongue

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