dorin27:
I like you and will love to go out with you..

Omoge....ur head dey there but, Let me help u rephrase it better... I love ❤️ u and want u to be the one shining my Congo.

ikp120:
Me go be like "That's really cool. I know you want to kiss me. Oya let's go inside."

O boy the knacking no go dull that night o. 3 days knacking on point. Hehehehehe

this guy self ehn.... Make sure say you use rubber sha. �

pocohantas:
Nigerian or Foreign guy?

Jesus English 'guy' ... No up coming baby

adewumiopeyemi:
About 50 girls have ask me out. But have to put them in beep zone..

see this hegoat

LisaAnne:

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.


by the way you look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Uhn, u asss spoilt me

I will tell you that a nigerian girl is ready to die in silence.
They consider it a taboo but its only in nigeria.
When you gather mind to try to woo them dem go dey form.

biblegirl:
Ve u accepted Jesus Christ as ur personal Lord n Saviour?

what sort of nonsense is this.. Is this how your pastor wooed his wife?

AverageAnnie:
I've never crushed on a guy before ,,I wonder how ah go take toast man.....

no wonder you are average

dorin27:
I like you and will love to go out with you..

MTKbudapest:
I will tell you that a nigerian girl is ready to die in silence.

They consider it a taboo but its only in nigeria.

When you gather mind to try to woo them dem go dey form.

that's majority, but we still have some reasonable ones among them

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

omoh u good no b small

LisaAnne:

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.


by the way you look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

too poor

nikkyshyne:
'Hi dear, you are really handsome. I have been watching you for sometime now. I will be glad to be your good friend. Do you mind if we can hangout one of these days? I will be so elated if it can be this weekend. Please don't say no '

you have been watching me for sometime now?? Are you a serial killer?

A lady asked me out and I found it strange and declined

Evaberry:
Ladies take this advise seriously


1. DONT ever ask a guy out


2. Don't ever tell a guy you love/like him.


Asking a guy out never ends well

You've always been a negative bastard since the creation of time with your left-handed reasoning. Were you abused as a child?

hayfay:
But b4 I wil do it,I wud av studied d guy well 2 knw aw he wil handle such situation.if his a vewi gud fwend n I knw his lvl of maturity I wil tel him. I knw to sm oda pple dey wil read oda meaning to a lady saying she luvs a guy. My opinion though.

I sometimes don't know why you people type like this with this silly abbreviations when it's not like you skipped nursery and primary school. Some years ago, I had an ex who used to chat like this with me and I sort of picked up the bad habit. It stopped after we parted ways cos there was no body to communicate with like that. Today, anytime I see facebook posts I made in the past with such writing pattern, I get really ashamed and embarrassed I actually wrote that... I know it's your life and your choice but trust me, it doesn't sell you a good image to someone who is reading you for the first time. Makes it look like you have a bad command/use of English and also makes it look like you're local.

Please, I'm not trying to insult you or anything of such.

ikp120:
Me go be like "That's really cool. I know you want to kiss me. Oya let's go inside."

O boy the knacking no go dull that night o. 3 days knacking on point. Hehehehehe

Sketch007:


Togolese ..Now that's a scary dp u have on your profile and i had to see that this night??

Togolese ke? What happened to American?
I really don't see myself using lines on a grown ass man. I hate when guys use it on me, except if it's written like poems ill direct my conversation towards his interest. Back it up with actions. Most guys are football lovers. We can talk about footballers in general. I remember asking a guy what's hatrick and brace, he took his time explaining to me...I come pity am. I just wanted to start a conversation. We progressed from there.
My dp is cute!!!

Girls are so whack in their wooing lines... Rubbish.

bjhaid:
that's majority, but we still have some reasonable ones among them

well if you say so, but i haven't notice any in nigeria since i was born

princ007:
Since from the day i set my eyes on you, my heart knew no peace, i tried to be just a friend to you but my heart would not let me be... It beats for you every second of the day. My day start and end with your thoughts.. I kept it to myself all this while cos i thought my heart was deceiving me.. But i have come to realize it was just trying to signify that it now belongs to you my love... Would you own my heart with utmost care and love? Do your heart beats for me just like mine?

oh sorry dear it doesn't at the moment.. But I'll love to give Love a chance.. Thanks for having the courage of letting me know.

LisaAnne:

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.


by the way you look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

What opening are you talking about?

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

yes i feel the same..I was just shy about it...can we enter the oza room right away?

I've wooed a guy b4 and it was epic!!....lolzzz

Maxvasia:
Lol....please who is this pocohantas?

I am who I am...

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

Truth is if a girl could walk up to me and tell me this, I'll even cherish her more.... Provided we have chemistry nd the feeling is mutual

Nawa 4 men sha, logically, did post is supposed to be donated by 'Fs' but right now that am typing, 'Ms' have it. Over 200 Ms against just 5 Fs viewing this post right now,

So what are you packing? 9 inches?

LisaAnne:

Is your name David? Because I'm pretty sure you could have only be crafted at the hands of Michelangelo.


by the way you look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Recruiter spotted. You must have sat on several interview panels.

Tell me your footsize?
Remember? Big hands + big feet =

hayfay:
I ve been crushing on u 4 a longtym nw,but dnt knw aw u wud react was y I kept it to myself,but I I can't hold it in anymore ( I luv u) do u feel d same .

and you think the guy would say no even if he does not love you?...my sister he would say yes cos he knows he will benefit from the relationship...and that you would do anything to keep it going...at the end of the day he will dump you